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Today's topics:

* Tom Zirbel is a dumb jackass - 1 messages, 1 author
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.bicycles.racing/t/30e2bd7d2606fc66?hl=en
* livedrunk alert - 2 messages, 2 authors
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.bicycles.racing/t/92f49e2f8d725aea?hl=en
* Waste of money - 1 messages, 1 author
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.bicycles.racing/t/ad379b34f61e3163?hl=en
* Boonen vs. Devolder for Ronde victory - 11 messages, 5 authors
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.bicycles.racing/t/776a427942fe83f3?hl=en
* jello ass Kiwi - 1 messages, 1 author
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.bicycles.racing/t/2dbe62ecbc2b5c49?hl=en
* Rossi's B sample negative, Ricco heading home ? - 4 messages, 3 authors
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.bicycles.racing/t/dd90f2585f4cccfd?hl=en
* Cancellera needs to buy Ferrari - 2 messages, 2 authors
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.bicycles.racing/t/07494e31fedb9ebf?hl=en
* Cyclingnews is gay - 1 messages, 1 author
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.bicycles.racing/t/c84dc30cbe5fb5ff?hl=en
* All you dumbasses who think Hincapie made a deal with Eisel at Ghent
Wevelgem - 1 messages, 1 author
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.bicycles.racing/t/cd6068f38d41f2c5?hl=en
* Spartacus 1, Maggie 0 - 1 messages, 1 author
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.bicycles.racing/t/fb28df19a94cfb15?hl=en

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TOPIC: Tom Zirbel is a dumb jackass
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.bicycles.racing/t/30e2bd7d2606fc66?hl=en
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== 1 of 1 ==
Date: Sat, Apr 3 2010 9:45 pm
From: Magilla Gorilla


"Fred K. Gringioni" wrote:

> "Magilla Gorilla" <m.gorilla@sandiegozoo.org> wrote in message
> news:4BB7AB38.78A4E3EA@sandiegozoo.org...
> >
> > Zirbel's wife will dump him too even though he doesn't seem to know that
> > yet. The spouse is always the last to know, as they say.
> >
> > I also seriously wonder if testing positive for a steroid doesn't harm his
> > chances for employment in all sorts of jobs. Employers will do a Google
> > search of Zirbel and see he tested positive and accepted a 2 year
> > suspension. 95% of the public doesn't know jack shit about supplemental
> > contamination. They will think Zirbel is a juicer.
> >
> > Some of these cyclists are dumb as door knobs.
>
> Dumbass -
>
> All he has to do is get a legal name change.
>
> How about Tom Gerbil? It sounds about the same.
>
> thanks,
>
> Kurgan. presented by Gringioni.

I think Jerry Gerbil sounds better.

Magilla


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TOPIC: livedrunk alert
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.bicycles.racing/t/92f49e2f8d725aea?hl=en
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== 1 of 2 ==
Date: Sun, Apr 4 2010 1:56 am
From: Ryan Cousineau


In article
<8d9da067-96e7-42d1-ac45-4793bf993102@g10g2000yqh.googlegroups.com>,
Ben Trovato <benn.trovato@hotmail.com> wrote:

> 60 barrels of belgian beer are waiting at the top of the Kapelmuur /
> Mur de Grammont, though you'll have to fight 8000 or so thirsty
> Flemings in Herman Schoon's beergarden.

I'm up for it. LIVEDRUNK is most pleased.

--
Ryan Cousineau rcousine@gmail.com http://www.wiredcola.com/
"In other newsgroups, they killfile trolls."
"In rec.bicycles.racing, we coach them."


== 2 of 2 ==
Date: Sun, Apr 4 2010 6:21 am
From: "Steve Freides"


Ben Trovato wrote:
> 60 barrels of belgian beer are waiting at the top of the Kapelmuur /
> Mur de Grammont, though you'll have to fight 8000 or so thirsty
> Flemings in Herman Schoon's beergarden.

I've been meaning to compliment you on your forum name - ben trovato,
very nice.

-S-

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TOPIC: Waste of money
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.bicycles.racing/t/ad379b34f61e3163?hl=en
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== 1 of 1 ==
Date: Sun, Apr 4 2010 1:58 am
From: Ryan Cousineau


In article
<8fbaa60d-0ef1-472b-a13f-a96ca0065ed2@z6g2000yqz.googlegroups.com>,
RobertH <r15757@aol.com> wrote:

> On Apr 3, 7:40 am, Magilla Gorilla <m.gori...@sandiegozoo.org> wrote:
>
> > Canadian cycling is in serious trouble. All their riders suck.
>
> I like Hejdal .. or however the f#@* that's spelled.

HeSjedal.

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TOPIC: Boonen vs. Devolder for Ronde victory
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.bicycles.racing/t/776a427942fe83f3?hl=en
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== 1 of 11 ==
Date: Sun, Apr 4 2010 3:01 am
From: Betty Munro


H. Fred Kveck wrote:
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_kEl7QQMCM

69.95 is a bit too pricey for Magilla.

== 2 of 11 ==
Date: Sun, Apr 4 2010 3:18 am
From: Betty Munro


heather wrote:
> free lube is dangerous!!
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMiRDICVq6s

Pink lube sucks (like the music though).


== 3 of 11 ==
Date: Sun, Apr 4 2010 6:36 am
From: heather


Magilla Gorilla wrote:

> Calling that Swiss chimp Spartacus is one step away from purchasing a
> Canceled Check blow up doll with working orifices. Not even "h" talks
> like that.

watching the race, with about 40 k left to go, I'm willing to call
Cancellara anything he wants me to right now.

h


== 4 of 11 ==
Date: Sun, Apr 4 2010 6:59 am
From: Magilla Gorilla


heather wrote:

> Magilla Gorilla wrote:
>
> > Calling that Swiss chimp Spartacus is one step away from purchasing a
> > Canceled Check blow up doll with working orifices. Not even "h" talks
> > like that.
>
> watching the race, with about 40 k left to go, I'm willing to call
> Cancellara anything he wants me to right now.
>
> h

Ooooohhhhh...I'm telling Tyler you are cheating on him.

Magilla

== 5 of 11 ==
Date: Sun, Apr 4 2010 7:15 am
From: heather


Magilla Gorilla wrote:
> heather wrote:
>
>> Magilla Gorilla wrote:
>>
>>> Calling that Swiss chimp Spartacus is one step away from purchasing a
>>> Canceled Check blow up doll with working orifices. Not even "h" talks
>>> like that.
>> watching the race, with about 40 k left to go, I'm willing to call
>> Cancellara anything he wants me to right now.
>>
>> h
>
> Ooooohhhhh...I'm telling Tyler you are cheating on him.
>
> Magilla


god DAMN!!! 15 K, after the Muur.

(Tyler? Tyler who?...)

h


== 6 of 11 ==
Date: Sun, Apr 4 2010 7:48 am
From: heather


heather wrote:
> Magilla Gorilla wrote:
>> heather wrote:
>>
>>> Magilla Gorilla wrote:
>>>
>>>> Calling that Swiss chimp Spartacus is one step away from purchasing a
>>>> Canceled Check blow up doll with working orifices. Not even "h" talks
>>>> like that.
>>> watching the race, with about 40 k left to go, I'm willing to call
>>> Cancellara anything he wants me to right now.
>>>
>>> h
>>
>> Ooooohhhhh...I'm telling Tyler you are cheating on him.
>>
>> Magilla
>
>
> god DAMN!!! 15 K, after the Muur.
>
> (Tyler? Tyler who?...)
>
> h

ok ok, Tyler won the bunch sprint. Not too shabby! still, I only have
eyes for F.C. today.

h


== 7 of 11 ==
Date: Sun, Apr 4 2010 7:59 am
From: Magilla Gorilla


heather wrote:

> Magilla Gorilla wrote:
> > heather wrote:
> >
> >> Magilla Gorilla wrote:
> >>
> >>> Calling that Swiss chimp Spartacus is one step away from purchasing a
> >>> Canceled Check blow up doll with working orifices. Not even "h" talks
> >>> like that.
> >> watching the race, with about 40 k left to go, I'm willing to call
> >> Cancellara anything he wants me to right now.
> >>
> >> h
> >
> > Ooooohhhhh...I'm telling Tyler you are cheating on him.
> >
> > Magilla
>
> god DAMN!!! 15 K, after the Muur.
>
> (Tyler? Tyler who?...)
>
> h

Thatta girl. If a boy doesn't win the big races and bring home the bacon, he
gets the ax.

GIRL POWER.

Magilla

== 8 of 11 ==
Date: Sun, Apr 4 2010 8:09 am
From: heather


Magilla Gorilla wrote:

> Thatta girl. If a boy doesn't win the big races and bring home the bacon, he
> gets the ax.
>
> GIRL POWER.
>
> Magilla
>

don't be silly! Noone's gettin'axed. Unlike you, I am up for more than
one finale.

h


== 9 of 11 ==
Date: Sun, Apr 4 2010 8:19 am
From: heather


Magilla Gorilla wrote:
> heather wrote:
>
>> Magilla Gorilla wrote:
>>> heather wrote:
>>>
>>>> Magilla Gorilla wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Calling that Swiss chimp Spartacus is one step away from purchasing a
>>>>> Canceled Check blow up doll with working orifices. Not even "h" talks
>>>>> like that.
>>>> watching the race, with about 40 k left to go, I'm willing to call
>>>> Cancellara anything he wants me to right now.
>>>>
>>>> h
>>> Ooooohhhhh...I'm telling Tyler you are cheating on him.
>>>
>>> Magilla
>> god DAMN!!! 15 K, after the Muur.
>>
>> (Tyler? Tyler who?...)
>>
>> h
>
> Thatta girl. If a boy doesn't win the big races and bring home the bacon, he
> gets the ax.
>
> GIRL POWER.
>
> Magilla
>


p.s. did you watch the Muur????


== 10 of 11 ==
Date: Sun, Apr 4 2010 10:30 am
From: Frederick the Great


In article <81rocsFeqeU1@mid.individual.net>,
heather <clevis@comcast.net> wrote:

> Magilla Gorilla wrote:
>
> > Thatta girl. If a boy doesn't win the big races and bring home the bacon, he
> > gets the ax.
> >
> > GIRL POWER.
> >
> > Magilla
> >
>
> don't be silly! Noone's gettin'axed. Unlike you, I am up for more than
> one finale.

Ooohhh--SNAP

--
Old Fritz


== 11 of 11 ==
Date: Sun, Apr 4 2010 10:42 am
From: Fred Flintstein


heather wrote:
> p.s. did you watch the Muur????

I was surprised by the amount of work Boonen was putting
in given how key it was for Cancellara.

Fred Flintstein

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TOPIC: jello ass Kiwi
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.bicycles.racing/t/2dbe62ecbc2b5c49?hl=en
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== 1 of 1 ==
Date: Sun, Apr 4 2010 6:56 am
From: Magilla Gorilla


Joanne Kiesanowski

http://www.cyclingnews.com/races/7th-ronde-van-vlaanderen-women-cdm/womens-world-cup-round-2/photos/113603


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TOPIC: Rossi's B sample negative, Ricco heading home ?
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.bicycles.racing/t/dd90f2585f4cccfd?hl=en
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== 1 of 4 ==
Date: Sun, Apr 4 2010 7:05 am
From: ronaldo_jeremiah


On Apr 2, 8:15 pm, Magilla Gorilla <m.gori...@sandiegozoo.org> wrote:

>
> I don't believe in fucking coincidences like that.  
>
> Magilla


I have a different theory. I think Ricco slipped her some of his
leftover CERA so that he would have grounds to break up with her and
make himself look better by comparison. I expect she was totally
surprised when she tested positive.

I think Ricco is a sociopath.

-rj

== 2 of 4 ==
Date: Sun, Apr 4 2010 7:50 am
From: Magilla Gorilla


ronaldo_jeremiah wrote:

> On Apr 2, 8:15 pm, Magilla Gorilla <m.gori...@sandiegozoo.org> wrote:
>
> >
> > I don't believe in fucking coincidences like that.  
> >
> > Magilla
>
> I have a different theory. I think Ricco slipped her some of his
> leftover CERA so that he would have grounds to break up with her and
> make himself look better by comparison. I expect she was totally
> surprised when she tested positive.
>
> I think Ricco is a sociopath.
>
> -rj

CERA in injected asshole.

Thanks,

Magilla

== 3 of 4 ==
Date: Sun, Apr 4 2010 8:04 am
From: please@nospam.us


On Sun, 4 Apr 2010 07:05:07 -0700 (PDT), ronaldo_jeremiah
<ronaldo_jeremiah@yahoo.com> wrote:

>On Apr 2, 8:15 pm, Magilla Gorilla <m.gori...@sandiegozoo.org> wrote:
>
>>
>> I don't believe in fucking coincidences like that.  
>>
>> Magilla
>
>
>I have a different theory. I think Ricco slipped her some of his
>leftover CERA so that he would have grounds to break up with her and
>make himself look better by comparison. I expect she was totally
>surprised when she tested positive.
>
>I think Ricco is a sociopath.
>
>-rj

Not a sociopath - probably only narcissistic.

-ns


== 4 of 4 ==
Date: Sun, Apr 4 2010 12:09 pm
From: ronaldo_jeremiah


On Apr 4, 10:04 am, ple...@nospam.us wrote:

>
> Not a sociopath - probably only narcissistic.
>
> -ns

Yeah, that's another possibility, but I said what I meant. I think he
is actually a sociopath. (Having said that, I'll admit it's
ridiculous to try to make such a diagnosis from afar.) Check and
you'll see - he meets a lot of the criteria.

As long as I'm spinning this theory, here is a question - if he did
give his girlfriend CERA without her knowledge, might that explain the
inconsistent test results? For example, if CERA is meant to be
injected, and he instead put some in her food or a drink, could that
cause her to have an A test positive and/or a B test negative? (Might
the samples be more time sensitive if the drug was administered
orally?)

-rj

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TOPIC: Cancellera needs to buy Ferrari
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.bicycles.racing/t/07494e31fedb9ebf?hl=en
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== 1 of 2 ==
Date: Sun, Apr 4 2010 8:01 am
From: Magilla Gorilla


If Cancellera wants to win a Grand Tour, all he has to do is make an
appointment to meet Ferrari in his motorhome off the side of the road.

Magilla

== 2 of 2 ==
Date: Sun, Apr 4 2010 10:38 am
From: Fred Flintstein


Magilla Gorilla wrote:
> If Cancellera wants to win a Grand Tour, all he has to do is make an
> appointment to meet Ferrari in his motorhome off the side of the road.
>
> Magilla
>

Dumbass,

If you are going to channel someone, Keith is a poor choice.

Fred Flintstein

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TOPIC: Cyclingnews is gay
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.bicycles.racing/t/c84dc30cbe5fb5ff?hl=en
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== 1 of 1 ==
Date: Sun, Apr 4 2010 10:05 am
From: Michael Press


In article <4BB737DC.BF58E3CF@sandiegozoo.org>,
Magilla Gorilla <m.gorilla@sandiegozoo.org> wrote:

> "z, fred" wrote:
>
> > Magilla Gorilla wrote:
> > > "K. Fred Gauss" wrote:
> > >
> > >> Magilla Gorilla wrote:
> > >>> Does anybody know why the cycling websites think it's funny to run these
> > >>> April Fool's articles? I don't know of any other reputable news
> > >>> publication that does this. And what's really fucking retarded is that
> > >>> since one does it the other does it too.
> > >>>
> > >>> It's like 5th graders are in charge of Velonews and Cyclingnews. Very
> > >>> embarrassing.
> > >>>
> > >>>
> > >>> http://www.cyclingnews.com/news/glam-gossip-and-generalities
> > >>>
> > >> The thing about April Fools jokes is that they're supposed to be funny.
> > >> These just aren't.
> > >
> > > I agree. Even if they were funny, it's retarded to do that. No legitimate
> > > news/media site does this except cycling websites. They all think they're
> > > little fucking comedians or something. I see they have time to write 3 of
> > > these articles each, but they don't do any serious reporting about all the
> > > problems in the sport.
> > >
> > > What a disgrace.
> > >
> > > Magilla
> > >
> >
> > http://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/hadron-collider-ii-planned-for-circle-line-1932744.html
> >
> > http://www.bmw.co.uk/bmwuk/about/news/0,,1156___co-181258900,00.html
> >
> > http://www.theregister.co.uk/2010/04/01/apple_ihtml/
>
> I said 'legitimate; Show me a single newspaper in the United States that does this. Not even the
> fucking National Enquirer does this.

How would you know?

--
Michael Press

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TOPIC: All you dumbasses who think Hincapie made a deal with Eisel at Ghent
Wevelgem
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.bicycles.racing/t/cd6068f38d41f2c5?hl=en
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== 1 of 1 ==
Date: Sun, Apr 4 2010 10:38 am
From: Michael Press


In article <4BB7ADA2.F9C2F2DE@sandiegozoo.org>,
Magilla Gorilla <m.gorilla@sandiegozoo.org> wrote:

> Bart wrote:
>
> > Dumbasses,
> >
> > It would only be natural to ally with the former, fast teammate
> > against a real duo. And it was a good, well timed lead-out.
>
> I love how all you assholes just make up whatever reality you want.

And imitation is the second most sincere form of flattery.

--
Michael Press

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TOPIC: Spartacus 1, Maggie 0
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.bicycles.racing/t/fb28df19a94cfb15?hl=en
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== 1 of 1 ==
Date: Sun, Apr 4 2010 1:12 pm
From: --D-y


Haven't seen it yet. Expecting "Gladiatorial" today on OLN.

Noting, Boonen gracious in defeat.
Maybe that's: Pros 2, Maggie 0?
--D-y


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POSTED: 04/04/2010 01:00:00 AM MDT
UPDATED: 04/04/2010 01:07:37 AM MDT

Local, state and federal political figures told a crowd at the
Colorado Cannabis Convention on Saturday that they believe marijuana
laws nationwide will continue to become less restrictive, with full
legalization a real possibility.

But, the politicians said, marijuana activists will need to be both
patient and persistent to make that happen.

"Don't expect the legislature to solve all of these problems in one
year," said state Sen. Pat Steadman, D-Denver. "Don't expect every
piece of legislation to be perfect. The law usually moves in baby
steps over time."

The legislative panel — featuring Steadman; state Rep. Joe Miklosi, D-
Denver; Denver Councilman Chris Nevitt; and the district director for
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Organizers had predicted the convention could attract as many as
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Polis also is a co-sponsor on a bill that would allow defendants in
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The bills have not yet had a congressional hearing.

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None of the panel members differed greatly in their opinions, and they
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Earlier in the day, a panel of lawyers was less optimistic about the
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Today's most active topics:

* Looking forward to final with neither Federer or Nadal - 15 new
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.sport.tennis/t/c60dbd910f3d8c35?hl=en
* Venus seems to be no match for Kim now - 9 new
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.sport.tennis/t/c1a7c50d6bc4aeac?hl=en
* WTA comedy - 7 new
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.sport.tennis/t/bd194b4ac5260e1c?hl=en
* Wood's wife - 7 new
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.sport.tennis/t/26940003999aedee?hl=en
* How long will Federer play? - 6 new
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.sport.tennis/t/d6f5134211170bc4?hl=en


Active Topics
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Clijsters laying the wood to Venus 6-2, 4-0 - 4 new
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As usual Venus has the thigh and the knee wrapped up. When are the Williams
ever NOT injured? - Sat, Apr 3 2010 10:30 am
4 messages , 3 authors
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.sport.tennis/t/6a9abf9837f05e2d?hl=en


Venus seems to be no match for Kim now - 9 new
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...Maybe a bagel coming up now in the 2nd. Venus totally getting her ass
handed to her by Kim. - Sat, Apr 3 2010 10:31 am
9 messages , 6 authors
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.sport.tennis/t/c1a7c50d6bc4aeac?hl=en


Just viewed the red card for Puyol and there is only one single word for it: -
4 new
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...Spot on penalty, spot on dismissal. This is how all refs should do it,
always. Way to go Busacca. - Sat, Apr 3 2010 10:32 am
4 messages , 4 authors
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.sport.tennis/t/a66ed8d46019e5a3?hl=en


Song for Berdych - 1 new
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He's a VERY bad man. - Sat, Apr 3 2010 10:33 am
1 message, 1 author
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.sport.tennis/t/b1183beb4fda9b55?hl=en


Venus should retire - 4 new
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Way too easy for Kim. wins in less then 60 min - Sat, Apr 3 2010 10:44 am
4 messages , 4 authors
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.sport.tennis/t/d606ce4a2ee8bdfe?hl=en


Murray to play Monte Carlo... - 3 new
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...accepts a wild card. - Sat, Apr 3 2010 10:57 am
3 messages , 2 authors
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.sport.tennis/t/f953b8ed85a999de?hl=en


Best Wimbledon match ever - 2 new
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...lol yet he has no Wimbledon title lol go fuck yourself raja - Sat, Apr 3
2010 11:08 am
2 messages , 2 authors
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.sport.tennis/t/753256ef5e405f77?hl=en


Wood's wife - 7 new
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...nobody care i wish the media would just let it be and stop bring that shit
up. its their life let them deal with that - Sat, Apr 3 2010 11:10 am
7 messages , 6 authors
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.sport.tennis/t/26940003999aedee?hl=en


Rafa reclaims #3 ... - 1 new
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...fed still looking good - Sat, Apr 3 2010 11:12 am
1 message, 1 author
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.sport.tennis/t/ff543d1512e813cf?hl=en


WTF LOL- - 4 new
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LOL- look where you go now online when you type the wta world website url. its
like some computer nerd from the atp tour hacked the wta world site. [link] -
Sat, Apr 3 2010 11:24 am
4 messages , 4 authors
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.sport.tennis/t/89219d4c20177d31?hl=en


Looking forward to final with neither Federer or Nadal - 15 new
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I'm not a huge Roddick fan and haven't seen much of Berdych in awhile, but
must say I am looking forward to this final. Usually it takes Federer or Nadal
to make things interesting. - Sat, Apr 3 2010 11:32 am
15 messages , 9 authors
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.sport.tennis/t/c60dbd910f3d8c35?hl=en


Sampras thrashes Vilas in GOAT tourney - 3 new
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Who's the GOAT? [link] funny how Eurosport (a Yahoo subsidiary?) uses the GOAT
terminology, and asks its readers to vote on which player is GOAT. Do they
read RST? - Sat, Apr 3 2010 12:31 pm
3 messages , 3 authors
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.sport.tennis/t/94df2dfe5d1a883e?hl=en


Nice video highlight for Federer in AO 2010 - 4 new
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...The video looks great when in "720" mode, too bad the author dubbed the
audio with such poor music (the first track is the worse). Thanks for the link
- Sat, Apr 3 2010 1:17 pm
4 messages , 3 authors
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.sport.tennis/t/8c39e42cbbf91e96?hl=en


WTA comedy - 7 new
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The following is from the AP's story on Clijsters' win over Venus today: "
Williams repeatedly was bested from the baseline, where she won nine points to
37 for Clijsters. "'It wasn't my best day,' Williams said. 'She played
extremely solid, but it's not like I was blown off the court. Unfortunately I
was my - Sat, Apr 3 2010 1:21 pm
7 messages , 7 authors
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.sport.tennis/t/bd194b4ac5260e1c?hl=en


Andy Roddick is the new face for Lacoste's Challenge fragrance - 2 new
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[link] "I'm thrilled that Lacoste invited me to be the face of its men's
fragrance, Challenge" "This fresh, and dynamic fragrance represents well the
image of Lacoste as a chic, sporty and elegant brand." Challenge is a mix of
citrus and aromatic lavender. Andy is replacing - Sat, Apr 3 2010 4:04 pm
2 messages , 2 authors
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.sport.tennis/t/0a455e4278c60273?hl=en


Serena Williams: Bikini Beach Beauty - 3 new
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[link] - Sat, Apr 3 2010 4:08 pm
3 messages , 3 authors
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.sport.tennis/t/9dc0720d5d6ec3ba?hl=en


Rafa won't win Monte Carlo or Barcelona - 3 new
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Nobody has won the same tournament for 6 consecutive years. Yeah, when it
rains it pours, no? - Sat, Apr 3 2010 4:17 pm
3 messages , 3 authors
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.sport.tennis/t/5cd7de1a68822911?hl=en


"In an era of specialists, you're either a clay court specialist, a grass
court specialist, or a hard court specialist...or you're Roger Federer." - 3
new
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Nice - Sat, Apr 3 2010 5:22 pm
3 messages , 3 authors
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.sport.tennis/t/ab2788dc3a52f90c?hl=en


How long will Federer play? - 6 new
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I suspect that he retires the first time he goes an entire year w/o winning 1
slam. - Sat, Apr 3 2010 5:52 pm
6 messages , 4 authors
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.sport.tennis/t/d6f5134211170bc4?hl=en


All-Time Mens' Rankings - 5 new
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[link] Objective analysis. - Sat, Apr 3 2010 6:12 pm
5 messages , 4 authors
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.sport.tennis/t/0d3d43a17acf993a?hl=en


Murray back with Kim - 4 new
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[link] - Sat, Apr 3 2010 6:14 pm
4 messages , 4 authors
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.sport.tennis/t/6afb30221975513d?hl=en


Rafa v. Roddick: Sampras measurement? - 1 new
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...says the retard emu of rst who thinks he can fly. - Sat, Apr 3 2010 6:16 pm

1 message, 1 author
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.sport.tennis/t/5569f7cc648e925d?hl=en


Were McEnroe/Borg/Lendl/Connors/Becker slam counts screwed up - 5 new
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because of CARPET? That is one additional surface Sampras/Agassi/Federer did
not have to deal with much. CL = Clay GR = Grass HA = Hard CA = Carpet Player
CL GR HA CA Total Connors 13 9 43 39 104 Borg 30 6 5 22 63 McEnroe 5 8 22 42
77 Wilander 21 2 9 2 34 Lendl 29 2 30 32 93 Becker 1 7 16 26 50 - Sat, Apr 3
2010 8:49 pm
5 messages , 3 authors
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.sport.tennis/t/fb728610f04eeae2?hl=en


Venus Williams To Wed Mars' Womack? (1.2) - 1 new
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FLORIDA FINAL FLOPPO So, Venus, thanks for getting me out of the house this
morning, since for the TV I had to go down to the Club, and also give you joy
for coming in second in your big home tournament, quite an honorable result,
of course, overall. You might possibly want to review the originating post in
this thread? - Sat, Apr 3 2010 9:04 pm
1 message, 1 author
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.sport.tennis/t/378fe4e1e2c09dd6?hl=en

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rec.bicycles.racing - 22 new messages in 8 topics - digest

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Today's topics:

* All you dumbasses who think Hincapie made a deal with Eisel at Ghent
Wevelgem - 5 messages, 3 authors
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.bicycles.racing/t/cd6068f38d41f2c5?hl=en
* Boonen vs. Devolder for Ronde victory - 5 messages, 3 authors
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.bicycles.racing/t/776a427942fe83f3?hl=en
* Waste of money - 5 messages, 4 authors
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.bicycles.racing/t/ad379b34f61e3163?hl=en
* Cyclingnews is gay - 1 messages, 1 author
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.bicycles.racing/t/c84dc30cbe5fb5ff?hl=en
* livedrunk alert - 1 messages, 1 author
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.bicycles.racing/t/92f49e2f8d725aea?hl=en
* maybe this will stop the doping - 2 messages, 2 authors
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.bicycles.racing/t/9066819339013dd1?hl=en
* Racing - 1 messages, 1 author
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.bicycles.racing/t/0112cbf342cd87fe?hl=en
* Tom Zirbel is a dumb jackass - 2 messages, 2 authors
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.bicycles.racing/t/30e2bd7d2606fc66?hl=en

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TOPIC: All you dumbasses who think Hincapie made a deal with Eisel at Ghent
Wevelgem
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.bicycles.racing/t/cd6068f38d41f2c5?hl=en
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== 1 of 5 ==
Date: Sat, Apr 3 2010 1:57 pm
From: Magilla Gorilla


Bart wrote:

> Dumbasses,
>
> It would only be natural to ally with the former, fast teammate
> against a real duo. And it was a good, well timed lead-out.

Dear Dumbfuck,

Where is your evidence for this other than something you made up in
front of your computer?

Thanks,

Magilla

== 2 of 5 ==
Date: Sat, Apr 3 2010 2:05 pm
From: Magilla Gorilla


Bart wrote:

> Dumbasses,
>
> It would only be natural to ally with the former, fast teammate
> against a real duo. And it was a good, well timed lead-out.

I love how all you assholes just make up whatever reality you want.


Magilla

== 3 of 5 ==
Date: Sat, Apr 3 2010 2:30 pm
From: Betty Munro


Magilla Gorilla wrote:
> I love how all you assholes just make up whatever reality you want.

We could disappear you from our universe if we wanted to.


== 4 of 5 ==
Date: Sat, Apr 3 2010 5:22 pm
From: Ben Trovato


On Apr 3, 2:30 pm, Betty Munro <n...@mailinator.com> wrote:
> Magilla Gorilla wrote:
> > I love how all you assholes just make up whatever reality you want.
>
> We could disappear you from our universe if we wanted to.

I'm starting to think Magilla's evil twin sister Yenta has been
posting under his name since she put him in that cage with the large
silverback a few weeks ago.


== 5 of 5 ==
Date: Sat, Apr 3 2010 5:29 pm
From: Magilla Gorilla


Betty Munro wrote:

> Magilla Gorilla wrote:
> > I love how all you assholes just make up whatever reality you want.
>
> We could disappear you from our universe if we wanted to.

Nice white teeth Betty Boop.

Magilla


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TOPIC: Boonen vs. Devolder for Ronde victory
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.bicycles.racing/t/776a427942fe83f3?hl=en
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== 1 of 5 ==
Date: Sat, Apr 3 2010 2:02 pm
From: Betty Munro


K. Fred Gauss wrote:
>> Bar is a HUGE fan of gladiator movies.

bar wrote:
> yes, i get super motivated for gladiator movies.

You need a good spanking Liz Hatch movie.


== 2 of 5 ==
Date: Sat, Apr 3 2010 2:27 pm
From: Betty Munro


Magilla Gorilla wrote:
>> Calling that Swiss chimp Spartacus is one step away from purchasing a
>> Canceled Check blow up doll with working orifices. Not even "h" talks
>> like that.

heather wrote:
> OK great, so "h" is the universal constant for "hokey"...

He's just pissed off because there wasn't any free lube with the
Canceled Check blow up doll with working orifices that he bought.

> Thanks for crushing my fantasy that it stood for "high voltage"
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_2cnD2_ul0

Or if blow up dolls are involved:
<http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bomv-6CJSfM>


== 3 of 5 ==
Date: Sat, Apr 3 2010 2:34 pm
From: Betty Munro


TheCoz wrote:
> Bookies have Boonen on top with Cancellara tugging at his wheel. But
> will Devolder allow that?
> Will Stijn play the good team mate and help Tom for the win?

Yes


== 4 of 5 ==
Date: Sat, Apr 3 2010 3:25 pm
From: heather


Betty Munro wrote:

> He's just pissed off because there wasn't any free lube with the
> Canceled Check blow up doll with working orifices that he bought.

free lube is dangerous!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMiRDICVq6s


> Or if blow up dolls are involved:
> <http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bomv-6CJSfM>

I never realized there were bikes featured in that video before. (Or how
good mechanical bulls have it...)

h


== 5 of 5 ==
Date: Sat, Apr 3 2010 4:36 pm
From: "H. Fred Kveck"


In article <9fok87-jpe.ln1@donaldm.homeip.net>, Betty Munro <none@mailinator.com>
wrote:

> Magilla Gorilla wrote:
> >> Calling that Swiss chimp Spartacus is one step away from purchasing a
> >> Canceled Check blow up doll with working orifices. Not even "h" talks
> >> like that.
>
> heather wrote:
> > OK great, so "h" is the universal constant for "hokey"...
>
> He's just pissed off because there wasn't any free lube with the
> Canceled Check blow up doll with working orifices that he bought.
>
> > Thanks for crushing my fantasy that it stood for "high voltage"
> > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_2cnD2_ul0
>
> Or if blow up dolls are involved:
> <http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bomv-6CJSfM>

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_kEl7QQMCM

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TOPIC: Waste of money
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.bicycles.racing/t/ad379b34f61e3163?hl=en
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== 1 of 5 ==
Date: Sat, Apr 3 2010 2:04 pm
From: Betty Munro


Rik Van Slick wrote:
> Did you know that the Ontario Cycling Association is so lame that they
> do not have online racing licence registration? To register you have
> to print out a PDF form, fill it out, jot down you credit card info
> (to pay for the privilige of belonging to the OCA) and put in the
> mail. I mean, when is the last time you wrote your credit card info
> on a form & put it in the mail? Fuck people the '90s are long gone!
> Get it together!

Singing the 3rd world blues.


== 2 of 5 ==
Date: Sat, Apr 3 2010 6:41 pm
From: Rik Van Slick


On Apr 3, 5:04 pm, Betty Munro <n...@mailinator.com> wrote:
> Rik Van Slick wrote:
> > Did you know that the Ontario Cycling Association is so lame that they
> > do not have online racing licence registration?  To register you have
> > to print out a PDF form, fill it out, jot down you credit card info
> > (to pay for the privilige of belonging to the OCA) and put in the
> > mail.  I mean, when is the last time you wrote your credit card info
> > on a form & put it in the mail? Fuck people the '90s are long gone!
> > Get it together!
>
> Singing the 3rd world blues.

I bet there are plenty of 3rd world countries with online
registration. Canada is loaded up with a bunch of nebbish dumb-asses
that keep the wheel from turning forward.


== 3 of 5 ==
Date: Sat, Apr 3 2010 7:10 pm
From: Rik Van Slick


On Apr 3, 4:43 pm, Magilla Gorilla <m.gori...@sandiegozoo.org> wrote:
> Rik Van Slick wrote:
> > On Apr 3, 10:40 am, Magilla Gorilla <m.gori...@sandiegozoo.org> wrote:
> > > Rik Van Slick wrote:
> > > > I can't believe the CCA is wasting  money on this fucking nonsense:
>
> > > >http://www.cyclingnews.com/news/canadian-cycling-association-launches...
>
> > > > Do they really believe there is a doping problem in Canadian cycling?
> > > > Do they seriously think advertising that our sport is dirty will
> > > > attract new racers and membership?  What an attractive pitch to
> > > > potential sponsors!
>
> > > > It pisses me off that these fucking lemmings can't find a better way
> > > > to use membership money, or God forbid Federal grant money, which
> > > > means wasted tax dollars.
>
> > > > An anti-doping campaign aimed at Canadian curling would be much more
> > > > appropriate.
>
> > > This same CCA never got Geneviéve Jeanson to pay back a single penny of prize money from her entire
> > > career as a rider doped to the gills on EPO.  And now they are trying to portray themselves as the
> > > anti-doping example to the world?
>
> > > Canadian cycling is in serious trouble.  All their riders suck.
>
> > > Thanks,
>
> > > Magilla- Hide quoted text -
>
> > > - Show quoted text -
>
> > The whole scene is run by fucking nerds. You know, the dorks in high
> > school who were too lame to make the football team, but loved the game
> > so they stuck around to become equipment managers. All they do is
> > fetish over nonsensical rules & have circle jerks over meaningless
> > minutiae. They are too spineless to get real jobs or actually
> > participate in the sport. And Canadians are too politely deferential
> > to Authority to criticize these weasels.
>
> > Did you know that the Ontario Cycling Association is so lame that they
> > do not have online racing licence registration?  To register you have
> > to print out a PDF form, fill it out, jot down you credit card info
> > (to pay for the privilige of belonging to the OCA) and put in the
> > mail.  I mean, when is the last time you wrote your credit card info
> > on a form & put it in the mail? Fuck people the '90s are long gone!
> > Get it together!
>
> That's why Shania Twain and Lyne Bessette chose to move to America....to get away from those goddamn
> idiots who choose to live in perpetual winter.
>
> Magilla

Shanina moved to Switzerland with Mutt. Plenty of winter there. I
don't know the deal aboot Ms. Bessette. She is not hot enough to
register on the radar screen.


== 4 of 5 ==
Date: Sat, Apr 3 2010 8:42 pm
From: "Fred K. Gringioni"

"Rik Van Slick" <gyreracing@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:ca37929e-6d0e-4c8a-849f-0b1e6e11411c@5g2000yqj.googlegroups.com...
>I can't believe the CCA is wasting money on this fucking nonsense:
>
> http://www.cyclingnews.com/news/canadian-cycling-association-launches-race-clean-anti-doping-program
>
> Do they really believe there is a doping problem in Canadian cycling?


OWN THE PODIUM!

== 5 of 5 ==
Date: Sat, Apr 3 2010 9:41 pm
From: Magilla Gorilla


Rik Van Slick wrote:

> On Apr 3, 4:43 pm, Magilla Gorilla <m.gori...@sandiegozoo.org> wrote:
> > Rik Van Slick wrote:
> > > On Apr 3, 10:40 am, Magilla Gorilla <m.gori...@sandiegozoo.org> wrote:
> > > > Rik Van Slick wrote:
> > > > > I can't believe the CCA is wasting  money on this fucking nonsense:
> >
> > > > >http://www.cyclingnews.com/news/canadian-cycling-association-launches...
> >
> > > > > Do they really believe there is a doping problem in Canadian cycling?
> > > > > Do they seriously think advertising that our sport is dirty will
> > > > > attract new racers and membership?  What an attractive pitch to
> > > > > potential sponsors!
> >
> > > > > It pisses me off that these fucking lemmings can't find a better way
> > > > > to use membership money, or God forbid Federal grant money, which
> > > > > means wasted tax dollars.
> >
> > > > > An anti-doping campaign aimed at Canadian curling would be much more
> > > > > appropriate.
> >
> > > > This same CCA never got Geneviéve Jeanson to pay back a single penny of prize money from her entire
> > > > career as a rider doped to the gills on EPO.  And now they are trying to portray themselves as the
> > > > anti-doping example to the world?
> >
> > > > Canadian cycling is in serious trouble.  All their riders suck.
> >
> > > > Thanks,
> >
> > > > Magilla- Hide quoted text -
> >
> > > > - Show quoted text -
> >
> > > The whole scene is run by fucking nerds. You know, the dorks in high
> > > school who were too lame to make the football team, but loved the game
> > > so they stuck around to become equipment managers. All they do is
> > > fetish over nonsensical rules & have circle jerks over meaningless
> > > minutiae. They are too spineless to get real jobs or actually
> > > participate in the sport. And Canadians are too politely deferential
> > > to Authority to criticize these weasels.
> >
> > > Did you know that the Ontario Cycling Association is so lame that they
> > > do not have online racing licence registration?  To register you have
> > > to print out a PDF form, fill it out, jot down you credit card info
> > > (to pay for the privilige of belonging to the OCA) and put in the
> > > mail.  I mean, when is the last time you wrote your credit card info
> > > on a form & put it in the mail? Fuck people the '90s are long gone!
> > > Get it together!
> >
> > That's why Shania Twain and Lyne Bessette chose to move to America....to get away from those goddamn
> > idiots who choose to live in perpetual winter.
> >
> > Magilla
>
> Shanina moved to Switzerland with Mutt. Plenty of winter there. I
> don't know the deal aboot Ms. Bessette. She is not hot enough to
> register on the radar screen.

Mutt cheated on 10 with that nanny. That don't impress me much. Bessette cleans up nicely. Let the hair
grow out a bit and then throw Timmy off a cliff and make it look like an accident.

Thanks,

Magilla


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TOPIC: Cyclingnews is gay
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.bicycles.racing/t/c84dc30cbe5fb5ff?hl=en
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== 1 of 1 ==
Date: Sat, Apr 3 2010 2:57 pm
From: Fredmaster of Brainerd


On Apr 3, 1:04 pm, Magilla Gorilla <m.gori...@sandiegozoo.org> wrote:
> Fredmaster of Brainerd wrote:
> > On Apr 3, 5:43 am, Magilla Gorilla <m.gori...@sandiegozoo.org> wrote:
> > > "z, fred" wrote:
> > > > Magilla Gorilla wrote:
> > > > > "K. Fred Gauss" wrote:
>
> > > > >> Magilla Gorilla wrote:
> > > > >>> Does anybody know why the cycling websites think it's funny to run these
> > > > >>> April Fool's articles?  I don't know of any other reputable news
> > > > >>> publication that does this.  And what's really fucking retarded is that
> > > > >>> since one does it the other does it too.
>
> > > > >>> It's like 5th graders are in charge of Velonews and Cyclingnews.  Very
> > > > >>> embarrassing.
>
> > > > >>>http://www.cyclingnews.com/news/glam-gossip-and-generalities
>
> > > > >> The thing about April Fools jokes is that they're supposed to be funny.
> > > > >> These just aren't.
>
> > > > > I agree.  Even if they were funny, it's retarded to do that.  No legitimate
> > > > > news/media site does this except cycling websites.  They all think they're
> > > > > little fucking comedians or something.  I see they have time to write 3 of
> > > > > these articles each, but they don't do any serious reporting about all the
> > > > > problems in the sport.
>
> > > > > What a disgrace.
>
> > > > > Magilla
>
> > > >http://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/hadron-collider-ii-planned-...
>
> > > >http://www.bmw.co.uk/bmwuk/about/news/0,,1156___co-181258900,00.html
>
> > > >http://www.theregister.co.uk/2010/04/01/apple_ihtml/
>
> > > I said 'legitimate;   Show me a single newspaper in the United States that does this.  Not even the
> > > fucking National Enquirer does this.  NONE of the tabloids does this, including TMZ.
>
> > > What this means is Velonews and cyclingnews is less serious about their jobs than tall those
> > > tabloids.
>
> > > This sport is a fucking joke.
>
> > > Magilla
>
> > Dumbass,
>
> > Bike racing is entertainment.  Single topic coverage of
> > entertainment and serious news outlets don't go together.
> > Stop being so self-important.  You devoted part of your life
> > to an unimportant pursuit (haha, pursuit) and CN devalued
> > it by publishing an unfunny joke?  Spare me the violins.
>
> > I guess a serious publication about important news like
> > Sports Illustrated would never publish an April Fool's story.
>
> > Your Pal,
> > Sidd Finch
>
> Then how come the National Enquirer or TMZ or none of the other "entertainment" media does this?
>
> Also, just because something is classified as entertainment doesn't mean it's not a serious business.
> The entertainment business is a very serious business and just as legitimate as many other industries
> and professions.  In fact, the entertainment industry is probably more essential to society than many
> other professions.
>
> Beat you people down like Van Impe at a crematorium.

STOP JOKING AROUND, THIS IS ENTERTAINMENT !!!

Sincerely,
ORSON FUCKING WELLES

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TOPIC: livedrunk alert
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.bicycles.racing/t/92f49e2f8d725aea?hl=en
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== 1 of 1 ==
Date: Sat, Apr 3 2010 4:05 pm
From: Ben Trovato


60 barrels of belgian beer are waiting at the top of the Kapelmuur /
Mur de Grammont, though you'll have to fight 8000 or so thirsty
Flemings in Herman Schoon's beergarden.

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TOPIC: maybe this will stop the doping
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.bicycles.racing/t/9066819339013dd1?hl=en
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== 1 of 2 ==
Date: Sat, Apr 3 2010 5:56 pm
From: Magilla Gorilla


"z, fred" wrote:

> Scott wrote:
> > On Mar 31, 9:09 am, "Fred K. Gringioni" <kgringi...@hotmail.com>
> > wrote:
> >> "Scott" <hendricks_sc...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> >>
> >> news:c7235eaa-4baf-47ef-bea4-482938d259c9@f9g2000pre.googlegroups.com...
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >>> The IRS probably doesn't see it that way. There is nothing about the
> >>> contract between a rider and the team that even remotely resembles
> >>> what's required for 'contractor' status. I would be very surprised if
> >>> US pros aren't considered employees by the IRS.
> >> Dumbass -
> >>
> >> Magilla is right.
> >>
> >> thanks,
> >>
> >> Fred. presented by Gringioni.
> >
> > That must have really hurt to type that!
>
> You guys are losing the plot.
>
> The issue was:
>
> > What I can tell you is Zirbel will be required to pay his 2009 salary
> to the UCI because he
> > got a 2-year suspension.
> >
> > Magilla
> >
>
> It may be semantics in this instance, but I wonder if it makes any
> difference if a rider is hired as an employee of a team vs. an
> independent contractor.
>
> -------------------
>
> As I said, it may be a matter of semantics, but an independent
> contractor would not receive a salary (key word), as they are not an
> employee.
>
> As it turns out, the term salary is not used in the UCI rules.
>
> http://www.uci.ch/Modules/BUILTIN/getObject.asp?MenuId=MjI0NQ&ObjTypeCode=FILE&type=FILE&id=NDc3MDk&LangId=1
>
> Page 61
> Fines
> 326. In addition to the sanctions provided for under articles 293 to 313
> anti-doping violations shall be sanctioned with a fine as follows.
>
> 1. The fine is obligatory for a License-Holder exercising a professional
> activity in cycling and in any event for members of a team registered
> with the UCI.
>
> a) Where a suspension of two years or more is imposed on a member of a
> team registered with the UCI, the amount of the fine shall be equal to
> the net annual income from cycling that the License-Holder normally was
> entitled to for the whole year in which the anti-doping violation
> occurred. The amount of this income shall be as assessed by the UCI,
> provided that the net income shall be assessed at 70 (seventy) % of the
> corresponding gross income. The License-Holder concerned shall have the
> burden of proof to the contrary. For the purpose of the implementation
> of this article the UCI shall have the right to receive a copy of the
> complete contracts of the License-Holder from the auditor appointed by
> the UCI. If justified by the financial situation of the License-Holder
> concerned, the fine imposed under this paragraph may be reduced, but not
> by more than one-half.
>
> So the UCI does not use the term "salary". They use "net annual income
> from cycling", rendering the employee/ind contractor issue moot.
>
> But taking things a step further, it appears that only UCI registered
> team income is factored in, not income from endorsements, coaching, etc.
>
> Podium Cafe says: "Interesting article from Le Monde on salaries of pro
> cyclists, and specifically the disparities between the stars and the
> others. A few tidbits: Contador makes 2-3 million euros per year between
> salary and image rights; Chavanel's the highest paid Frenchman at
> 700,000. Maxime Bouet, on the other hand, makes 1,700 euros net per
> month, though in 2008 he also made 7,000-10,000 in prize money. Salaries
> are on the rise - average has gone from 70,000 in 2002 to 136,000 this
> year."
>
> Yet Cyclingnews reported that Petacchi is accused of tax fraud: "The
> Lampre-Farnese Vini sprinter allegedly earned three million Euro in
> image rights and advertising contracts during his time [three years]
> with the Milram team without declaring them to Italian tax authorities.
> According to Italian newspaper Il Giornale, the fraud was organised
> through a Dutch company, with Petacchi keeping the money in a Swiss bank
> account."
>
> It does not appear to be clear. Are image rights considered net annual
> income from cycling? Does it matter who pays for those image rights?
> What about appearance fees not directly related to starting races?

1.) I was using the term salary in a generic way. All cyclists are independent contractors.
2.) The UCI rulebook's use of the term income is likewise generic with respect to the independent contractor
vs. employee distinction.
3.) Image rights, appearance fees, and prize money is NOT considered a part of what the UCI can claim for a
doping violation pursuant to Rule 326.
4.) The source of this is the UCI and the figures are highly suspect. Most riders earn far less than that and
the UCI is basing its figures purely on copies of the contract. Many teams are known to subvert the minimum
annual income requirement by submitting false documents to the UCI. The UCI is either stupid or complicit to
that well known ruse.

Magilla


== 2 of 2 ==
Date: Sat, Apr 3 2010 8:18 pm
From: Fred Flintstein


Magilla Gorilla wrote:
> 4.) The source of this is the UCI and the figures are highly suspect.
> Most riders earn far less than that and the UCI is basing its figures
> purely on copies of the contract. Many teams are known to subvert the
> minimum annual income requirement by submitting false documents to the
> UCI. The UCI is either stupid or complicit to that well known ruse.

Dumbass,

The UCI would never wink at rule enforcement. That's how you
know that riders never bargain for shit like lead-outs in
big races. It's against the rules. Dumbass.

Fred Flintstein

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TOPIC: Racing
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.bicycles.racing/t/0112cbf342cd87fe?hl=en
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== 1 of 1 ==
Date: Sat, Apr 3 2010 6:15 pm
From: "Tom Kunich"


I've been riding my bike again now for perhaps 22 years. Today we did a ride
around the San Ramon Valley area. We had some good riders and some people
that can hardly keep up with a slow person. This is the way a club ride is
supposed to be. We held the group together while passing other groups going
in the opposite direction who weren't keeping theirs together.

And one thing I also noticed - there are more and more cyclists on the road
every year. Racing bicycles becomes interesting to people who ride. So each
additional person riding a bicycle is a prospective aficionado. If you love
racing then you had dang well love those slow people riding out there on the
boulevard.

Here's hoping that cycle racing lasts forever.


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TOPIC: Tom Zirbel is a dumb jackass
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.bicycles.racing/t/30e2bd7d2606fc66?hl=en
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== 1 of 2 ==
Date: Sat, Apr 3 2010 8:44 pm
From: "Fred K. Gringioni"

"Magilla Gorilla" <m.gorilla@sandiegozoo.org> wrote in message
news:4BB7AB38.78A4E3EA@sandiegozoo.org...
>
> Zirbel's wife will dump him too even though he doesn't seem to know that
> yet. The spouse is always the last to know, as they say.
>
> I also seriously wonder if testing positive for a steroid doesn't harm his
> chances for employment in all sorts of jobs. Employers will do a Google
> search of Zirbel and see he tested positive and accepted a 2 year
> suspension. 95% of the public doesn't know jack shit about supplemental
> contamination. They will think Zirbel is a juicer.
>
> Some of these cyclists are dumb as door knobs.

Dumbass -

All he has to do is get a legal name change.

How about Tom Gerbil? It sounds about the same.

thanks,

Kurgan. presented by Gringioni.

== 2 of 2 ==
Date: Sat, Apr 3 2010 9:45 pm
From: Magilla Gorilla


"Fred K. Gringioni" wrote:

> "Magilla Gorilla" <m.gorilla@sandiegozoo.org> wrote in message
> news:4BB7AB38.78A4E3EA@sandiegozoo.org...
> >
> > Zirbel's wife will dump him too even though he doesn't seem to know that
> > yet. The spouse is always the last to know, as they say.
> >
> > I also seriously wonder if testing positive for a steroid doesn't harm his
> > chances for employment in all sorts of jobs. Employers will do a Google
> > search of Zirbel and see he tested positive and accepted a 2 year
> > suspension. 95% of the public doesn't know jack shit about supplemental
> > contamination. They will think Zirbel is a juicer.
> >
> > Some of these cyclists are dumb as door knobs.
>
> Dumbass -
>
> All he has to do is get a legal name change.
>
> How about Tom Gerbil? It sounds about the same.
>
> thanks,
>
> Kurgan. presented by Gringioni.

I think Jerry Gerbil sounds better.

Magilla

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* OT: Gotta Love the Political - 5 messages, 3 authors
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* Can he really be that incredibly stupid? - 2 messages, 2 authors
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* Goodbye Feeley - 4 messages, 4 authors
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TOPIC: OT: Gotta Love the Political
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.sports.football.pro.ny-jets/t/13303db74d13b193?hl=en
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== 1 of 5 ==
Date: Fri, Apr 2 2010 9:55 pm
From: "papa.carl44"

"graybeard" <graybeard@invalid.invalid> wrote in message
news:5j7dr55p542kt7jn5n32mnd1qsr8pt8i97@4ax.com...
> On Fri, 2 Apr 2010 14:49:48 -0700 (PDT) JetsLife <JetsLife@aol.com>
> wrote:
>
>>discussion in here off and on.
>>
>>Opinions are like assholes everybody has one.
>>
>>Johnny Morongo has it right. Same with papacarl.
>>
>>And the truth is, time immemorial humanity has lived in an unjust
>>system. Right, left, middle -- no matter what -- the people on top
>>are feasting off the people at the bottom. To paraphrase "Platoon,"
>>always been that way always will be.
>>
>>Me? I lean isolationist, libertarian, Eisenhower-style bang for buck
>>military. Get rid of most federal agencies and give that $ back to
>>the states. I am strongly socially liberal tho. This is one reason I
>>detest the stench of so-called conservatives -- so many of the so-
>>called conservatives are anything but. They're fascists who their way
>>is the highway.
>>
>>A TRUE conservative wouldn't give a shit about abortion or any other
>>personal choice. No, too many of them are Amero-Fascists. They just
>>don't have the balls to admit.
>>
>>Same thing with the hard Left -- they don't have the balls to admit
>>who they are.
>>
>>And so, you get folks like JetsLife, who works between the margins,
>>looking for a sliver to slip through. So that one day JetsLife can
>>say "Free at last, free at last, thank God Almighty We Are (all) Jets
>>Fans at last!"
>
> JL, do you know the difference between a Democrat, a Republican, and a
> Libertarian?
>
> The Democrat says, "Give us your money, and we will fix all your
> problems".
>
> The Republican says, "Give us your money, and we will ignore your
> problems".
>
> The Libertarian says, "Keep your money and solve your own damn
> problems".
> --
> graybeard

You left out the Christian Right...."Give us all your money, all your
worldly posessions and we will solve your problems in the next
life....you're on your own here."


== 2 of 5 ==
Date: Sat, Apr 3 2010 6:42 am
From: graybeard


On Sat, 3 Apr 2010 00:55:00 -0400 "papa.carl44"
<papadotcarl@nospamverizon.net> wrote:

>
>"graybeard" <graybeard@invalid.invalid> wrote
>>
>> JL, do you know the difference between a Democrat, a Republican, and a
>> Libertarian?
>>
>> The Democrat says, "Give us your money, and we will fix all your
>> problems".
>>
>> The Republican says, "Give us your money, and we will ignore your
>> problems".
>>
>> The Libertarian says, "Keep your money and solve your own damn
>> problems".
>> --
>> graybeard
>
>You left out the Christian Right...."Give us all your money, all your
>worldly posessions and we will solve your problems in the next
>life....you're on your own here."

Good one. Maybe we can start a thread:

Radical Muslim: "Keep all your filthy money, or give it away. We don't
care. We are going to kill you anyway."
--
graybeard


== 3 of 5 ==
Date: Sat, Apr 3 2010 7:52 am
From: MZ


graybeard wrote:
> On Sat, 3 Apr 2010 00:55:00 -0400 "papa.carl44"
> <papadotcarl@nospamverizon.net> wrote:
>
>> "graybeard" <graybeard@invalid.invalid> wrote
>>> JL, do you know the difference between a Democrat, a Republican, and a
>>> Libertarian?
>>>
>>> The Democrat says, "Give us your money, and we will fix all your
>>> problems".
>>>
>>> The Republican says, "Give us your money, and we will ignore your
>>> problems".
>>>
>>> The Libertarian says, "Keep your money and solve your own damn
>>> problems".
>>> --
>>> graybeard
>> You left out the Christian Right...."Give us all your money, all your
>> worldly posessions and we will solve your problems in the next
>> life....you're on your own here."
>
> Good one. Maybe we can start a thread:
>
> Radical Muslim: "Keep all your filthy money, or give it away. We don't
> care. We are going to kill you anyway."

http://imagechan.com/images/ca77b9f6f2c25ed7760474df65ab4be7.jpg


== 4 of 5 ==
Date: Sat, Apr 3 2010 8:41 am
From: "papa.carl44"

"graybeard" <graybeard@invalid.invalid> wrote in message
news:u6her5phib5m06uh0afq9biuovu5nto89l@4ax.com...
> On Sat, 3 Apr 2010 00:55:00 -0400 "papa.carl44"
> <papadotcarl@nospamverizon.net> wrote:
>
>>
>>"graybeard" <graybeard@invalid.invalid> wrote
>>>
>>> JL, do you know the difference between a Democrat, a Republican, and a
>>> Libertarian?
>>>
>>> The Democrat says, "Give us your money, and we will fix all your
>>> problems".
>>>
>>> The Republican says, "Give us your money, and we will ignore your
>>> problems".
>>>
>>> The Libertarian says, "Keep your money and solve your own damn
>>> problems".
>>> --
>>> graybeard
>>
>>You left out the Christian Right...."Give us all your money, all your
>>worldly posessions and we will solve your problems in the next
>>life....you're on your own here."
>
> Good one. Maybe we can start a thread:
>
> Radical Muslim: "Keep all your filthy money, or give it away. We don't
> care. We are going to kill you anyway."
> --
> graybeard

You have to admit...that philosophy does solve a lot of issues. No worries
about global warming, they are just gonna fry it all anyway. No civil
rights issues...there aren't any. BTW, there is a "Bible Church" not far
from here that is pretty much the same way.....out thumping about the end is
coming...and they are HAPPY !


== 5 of 5 ==
Date: Sat, Apr 3 2010 8:44 am
From: "papa.carl44"

"MZ" <mark@nospam.void> wrote in message
news:teCdneQSSMa6yyrWnZ2dnUVZ_tWdnZ2d@giganews.com...
> graybeard wrote:
>> On Sat, 3 Apr 2010 00:55:00 -0400 "papa.carl44"
>> <papadotcarl@nospamverizon.net> wrote:
>>
>>> "graybeard" <graybeard@invalid.invalid> wrote
>>>> JL, do you know the difference between a Democrat, a Republican, and a
>>>> Libertarian?
>>>>
>>>> The Democrat says, "Give us your money, and we will fix all your
>>>> problems".
>>>>
>>>> The Republican says, "Give us your money, and we will ignore your
>>>> problems".
>>>>
>>>> The Libertarian says, "Keep your money and solve your own damn
>>>> problems".
>>>> --
>>>> graybeard
>>> You left out the Christian Right...."Give us all your money, all your
>>> worldly posessions and we will solve your problems in the next
>>> life....you're on your own here."
>>
>> Good one. Maybe we can start a thread:
>>
>> Radical Muslim: "Keep all your filthy money, or give it away. We don't
>> care. We are going to kill you anyway."
>
> http://imagechan.com/images/ca77b9f6f2c25ed7760474df65ab4be7.jpg

Great one ! Thanks for posting....I like the Theocracy one the best....it's
all good as long as you believe exactly what I do.

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TOPIC: Can he really be that incredibly stupid?
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== 1 of 2 ==
Date: Sat, Apr 3 2010 6:31 am
From: graybeard


On Sat, 3 Apr 2010 00:53:06 -0400 "papa.carl44"
<papadotcarl@nospamverizon.net> wrote:

>
>"graybeard" <graybeard@invalid.invalid> wrote in message
>>
>>>> Entire article:
>>>>
>>>> http://tinyurl.com/yfavsvj
>>>>
>>>> Now let's see if he gets treated like anyone else who tries to carry a
>>>> loaded .45 onto a plane.
>>>> --
>>>> graybeard
>>>
>>>He was gonna prevent a hi-jacking, just wanted to be safe.
>>>
>>
>> Of course, that's it! He's actually a sworn in deputy sheriff, just like
>> Elvis Presley.
>> --
>> graybeard
>
>Well....they do have a shortage of air marshalls :-) My son is an agent in
>another Federal law enforcement branch...he has to tell them who he is when
>he flies and is supposed to just act like a "marshall" even if he is just
>going somewhere on vacation. You gotta admit, these guys (like Rogers)
>could be fairly intimidating to a terrorist hi-jacker. But, I think he is
>that stupid...really sad isn't it?

My brother is with Homeland Security, and I had to answer all kinds of
questions about my citizenship when he was being considered for the job.
I was born in England, which, as we all know, is a radical
American-hating haven for terrorists ;-)

The thing is, our dad was an American serviceman stationed in England at
the time (World war 2), and by law I was automatically an American
citizen. Wouldn't you think that people hiring for Homeland Security
should know that?

As far as Rogers is concerned, I saw him on TV apologizing. He said he
has a license for a concealed weapon, but he didn't know the gun was in
his luggage.

This brings up the question: If you are given the privilege to carry a
loaded gun, shouldn't you know exactly where that gun is AT ALL TIMES?
His license should be revoked, IMO.
--
graybeard


== 2 of 2 ==
Date: Sat, Apr 3 2010 8:38 am
From: "papa.carl44"

"graybeard" <graybeard@invalid.invalid> wrote in message
news:iofer55tv5892hkf6tlf7pod9ii6ah7lkg@4ax.com...
> On Sat, 3 Apr 2010 00:53:06 -0400 "papa.carl44"
> <papadotcarl@nospamverizon.net> wrote:
>
>>
>>"graybeard" <graybeard@invalid.invalid> wrote in message
>>>
>>>>> Entire article:
>>>>>
>>>>> http://tinyurl.com/yfavsvj
>>>>>
>>>>> Now let's see if he gets treated like anyone else who tries to carry a
>>>>> loaded .45 onto a plane.
>>>>> --
>>>>> graybeard
>>>>
>>>>He was gonna prevent a hi-jacking, just wanted to be safe.
>>>>
>>>
>>> Of course, that's it! He's actually a sworn in deputy sheriff, just like
>>> Elvis Presley.
>>> --
>>> graybeard
>>
>>Well....they do have a shortage of air marshalls :-) My son is an agent
>>in
>>another Federal law enforcement branch...he has to tell them who he is
>>when
>>he flies and is supposed to just act like a "marshall" even if he is just
>>going somewhere on vacation. You gotta admit, these guys (like Rogers)
>>could be fairly intimidating to a terrorist hi-jacker. But, I think he is
>>that stupid...really sad isn't it?
>
> My brother is with Homeland Security, and I had to answer all kinds of
> questions about my citizenship when he was being considered for the job.
> I was born in England, which, as we all know, is a radical
> American-hating haven for terrorists ;-)
>
> The thing is, our dad was an American serviceman stationed in England at
> the time (World war 2), and by law I was automatically an American
> citizen. Wouldn't you think that people hiring for Homeland Security
> should know that?
>
> As far as Rogers is concerned, I saw him on TV apologizing. He said he
> has a license for a concealed weapon, but he didn't know the gun was in
> his luggage.
>
> This brings up the question: If you are given the privilege to carry a
> loaded gun, shouldn't you know exactly where that gun is AT ALL TIMES?
> His license should be revoked, IMO.
> --
> graybeard

My guess is he knew it was there...but that is an easy "softener" for the
situation. I decided I want a license...not to carry...but to just have a
large caliber canon here at the house, maybe four of them pointed in all
four directions. It's not too hard to figure out I'm a "progressive", and
the Obama sign on my lawn gave some stuff away. But now, I have some
"friends" who listened to my new music (they asked to hear it) and they are
really upset. They are part of the "Woo woo" people, those folks who start
to tell you something and you can only cipher about one of five words, the
rest is just "woo woo woo woo Sarah Palin's right woo woo woo woo Obawoo woo
woo woo Kenya woo woo woo woo." And I'm pretty sure most of them have guns
at home....so I figured I'd just get a permit to have a tank or two around
the house, and I'm gonna buy a couple of hound dogs....so my friends have
someone to communicate with.

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TOPIC: Goodbye Feeley
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== 1 of 4 ==
Date: Sat, Apr 3 2010 9:24 am
From: buRford


On Fri, 02 Apr 2010 17:50:51 -0400, Harlan Lachman <harlan@eeivt.com> wrote:

>It is hard to get broken up over losing a kicker. It is not like he was
>someone we invested a lot in, say a Mike Nugent.
>
>The challenge is that we can only sign a UFA Kicker who was not cut who
>makes less than Jay or, we can take someone's leavings.
>
>Not sure about this move.
>
>Seems like the FO didn't like his play or his mouth. I hope at the end
>of games it was his play.
>
>h

This be a headscratcher, H. I suspect his mouth had something to do with it.
With our offense still questionable, we need a solid, mostly dependable kicker, which
Feely was (although he missed a couple in the AFC Championship game).
Hopefully, Folk will regain his pro-bowl leg, with Westhoff's help.


== 2 of 4 ==
Date: Sat, Apr 3 2010 11:05 am
From: Harlan Lachman


In article <ggqer5548k9k4vk1askihq6c8tljsu17kp@4ax.com>,
buRford <buRford@buR.ford.com> wrote:

> On Fri, 02 Apr 2010 17:50:51 -0400, Harlan Lachman <harlan@eeivt.com> wrote:
>
> >It is hard to get broken up over losing a kicker. It is not like he was
> >someone we invested a lot in, say a Mike Nugent.
> >
> >The challenge is that we can only sign a UFA Kicker who was not cut who
> >makes less than Jay or, we can take someone's leavings.
> >
> >Not sure about this move.
> >
> >Seems like the FO didn't like his play or his mouth. I hope at the end
> >of games it was his play.
> >
> >h
>
> This be a headscratcher, H. I suspect his mouth had something to do with it.
> With our offense still questionable, we need a solid, mostly dependable
> kicker, which
> Feely was (although he missed a couple in the AFC Championship game).
> Hopefully, Folk will regain his pro-bowl leg, with Westhoff's help.

I have little confidence that Westy can fix Folk's head, which based on
his last performances if the problem.

I suspect they have someone in mind. I just hope that person can kick in
our new stadium and in buffalo.

h


== 3 of 4 ==
Date: Sat, Apr 3 2010 5:33 pm
From: Hammer


On Apr 3, 2:05 pm, Harlan Lachman <har...@eeivt.com> wrote:
> In article <ggqer5548k9k4vk1askihq6c8tljsu1...@4ax.com>,
>
>
>
>
>
>  buRford <buRf...@buR.ford.com> wrote:
> > On Fri, 02 Apr 2010 17:50:51 -0400, Harlan Lachman <har...@eeivt.com> wrote:
>
> > >It is hard to get broken up over losing a kicker. It is not like he was
> > >someone we invested a lot in, say a Mike Nugent.
>
> > >The challenge is that we can only sign a UFA Kicker who was not cut who
> > >makes less than Jay or, we can take someone's leavings.
>
> > >Not sure about this move.
>
> > >Seems like the FO didn't like his play or his mouth. I hope at the end
> > >of games it was his play.
>
> > >h
>
> > This be a headscratcher, H.  I suspect his mouth had something to do with it.
> > With our offense still questionable, we need a solid, mostly dependable
> > kicker, which
> > Feely was (although he missed a couple in the AFC Championship game).
> > Hopefully, Folk will regain his pro-bowl leg, with Westhoff's help.
>
> I have little confidence that Westy can fix Folk's head, which based on
> his last performances if the problem.
>
> I suspect they have someone in mind. I just hope that person can kick in
> our new stadium and in buffalo.
>
> h- Hide quoted text -
>
> - Show quoted text -

I think this was the first really bad move of the offseason. They
should not have let Feely go. There was no excuse not to pay him in an
uncapped year.


== 4 of 4 ==
Date: Sat, Apr 3 2010 6:42 pm
From: Demetrios


On Apr 2, 5:50 pm, Harlan Lachman <har...@eeivt.com> wrote:
> It is hard to get broken up over losing a kicker. It is not like he was
> someone we invested a lot in, say a Mike Nugent.
>
> The challenge is that we can only sign a UFA Kicker who was not cut who
> makes less than Jay or, we can take someone's leavings.
>
> Not sure about this move.
>

Unless the articles I have read are mistaken (or I am not reading them
correctly), nothing says the player we sign has to be a kicker.

I look at this, especially given the vague quote about giving an
opportunity at other players from Tannenbaum, as more of a way to free
up the Jets to sign a UFA at a position of need or desire. Sure, we
can't sign Julius Peppers, but having $1.5 or so to spend on a
different UFA might work well for us, particularly since kickers tend
to change teams so easily as camp starts to pick up. If Folk isn't the
one, I am sure there will be a cut or unsigned free agent somewhere we
can pick up. I'm not worried.

About that, anyway. Worried about lots of other things, but not the
Feely move.

D.

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== 1 of 1 ==
Date: Sat, Apr 3 2010 7:31 pm
From: Johnny Morongo


Source: Jets to visit Rackers
By Adam Schefter
ESPN

The Arizona Cardinals and New York Jets could wind up unintentionally
swapping kickers.

With former Jets kicker Jay Feely having reached agreement with Arizona,
the Jets have arranged for Cardinals free-agent kicker Neil Rackers to
fly to New York on Monday for a visit with the team Tuesday, according
to a source.

Rackers had discussed a contract with the Cardinals, who wound up giving
a two-year deal worth about $3 million to Feely.
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Tit for tat?


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