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Today's topics:
* Tom Zirbel is a dumb jackass - 1 messages, 1 author
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.bicycles.racing/t/30e2bd7d2606fc66?hl=en
* livedrunk alert - 2 messages, 2 authors
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.bicycles.racing/t/92f49e2f8d725aea?hl=en
* Waste of money - 1 messages, 1 author
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.bicycles.racing/t/ad379b34f61e3163?hl=en
* Boonen vs. Devolder for Ronde victory - 11 messages, 5 authors
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.bicycles.racing/t/776a427942fe83f3?hl=en
* jello ass Kiwi - 1 messages, 1 author
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.bicycles.racing/t/2dbe62ecbc2b5c49?hl=en
* Rossi's B sample negative, Ricco heading home ? - 4 messages, 3 authors
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.bicycles.racing/t/dd90f2585f4cccfd?hl=en
* Cancellera needs to buy Ferrari - 2 messages, 2 authors
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.bicycles.racing/t/07494e31fedb9ebf?hl=en
* Cyclingnews is gay - 1 messages, 1 author
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.bicycles.racing/t/c84dc30cbe5fb5ff?hl=en
* All you dumbasses who think Hincapie made a deal with Eisel at Ghent
Wevelgem - 1 messages, 1 author
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.bicycles.racing/t/cd6068f38d41f2c5?hl=en
* Spartacus 1, Maggie 0 - 1 messages, 1 author
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.bicycles.racing/t/fb28df19a94cfb15?hl=en
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TOPIC: Tom Zirbel is a dumb jackass
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.bicycles.racing/t/30e2bd7d2606fc66?hl=en
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== 1 of 1 ==
Date: Sat, Apr 3 2010 9:45 pm
From: Magilla Gorilla
"Fred K. Gringioni" wrote:
> "Magilla Gorilla" <m.gorilla@sandiegozoo.org> wrote in message
> news:4BB7AB38.78A4E3EA@sandiegozoo.org...
> >
> > Zirbel's wife will dump him too even though he doesn't seem to know that
> > yet. The spouse is always the last to know, as they say.
> >
> > I also seriously wonder if testing positive for a steroid doesn't harm his
> > chances for employment in all sorts of jobs. Employers will do a Google
> > search of Zirbel and see he tested positive and accepted a 2 year
> > suspension. 95% of the public doesn't know jack shit about supplemental
> > contamination. They will think Zirbel is a juicer.
> >
> > Some of these cyclists are dumb as door knobs.
>
> Dumbass -
>
> All he has to do is get a legal name change.
>
> How about Tom Gerbil? It sounds about the same.
>
> thanks,
>
> Kurgan. presented by Gringioni.
I think Jerry Gerbil sounds better.
Magilla
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TOPIC: livedrunk alert
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.bicycles.racing/t/92f49e2f8d725aea?hl=en
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== 1 of 2 ==
Date: Sun, Apr 4 2010 1:56 am
From: Ryan Cousineau
In article
<8d9da067-96e7-42d1-ac45-4793bf993102@g10g2000yqh.googlegroups.com>,
Ben Trovato <benn.trovato@hotmail.com> wrote:
> 60 barrels of belgian beer are waiting at the top of the Kapelmuur /
> Mur de Grammont, though you'll have to fight 8000 or so thirsty
> Flemings in Herman Schoon's beergarden.
I'm up for it. LIVEDRUNK is most pleased.
--
Ryan Cousineau rcousine@gmail.com http://www.wiredcola.com/
"In other newsgroups, they killfile trolls."
"In rec.bicycles.racing, we coach them."
== 2 of 2 ==
Date: Sun, Apr 4 2010 6:21 am
From: "Steve Freides"
Ben Trovato wrote:
> 60 barrels of belgian beer are waiting at the top of the Kapelmuur /
> Mur de Grammont, though you'll have to fight 8000 or so thirsty
> Flemings in Herman Schoon's beergarden.
I've been meaning to compliment you on your forum name - ben trovato,
very nice.
-S-
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TOPIC: Waste of money
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.bicycles.racing/t/ad379b34f61e3163?hl=en
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== 1 of 1 ==
Date: Sun, Apr 4 2010 1:58 am
From: Ryan Cousineau
In article
<8fbaa60d-0ef1-472b-a13f-a96ca0065ed2@z6g2000yqz.googlegroups.com>,
RobertH <r15757@aol.com> wrote:
> On Apr 3, 7:40 am, Magilla Gorilla <m.gori...@sandiegozoo.org> wrote:
>
> > Canadian cycling is in serious trouble. All their riders suck.
>
> I like Hejdal .. or however the f#@* that's spelled.
HeSjedal.
--
Ryan Cousineau rcousine@gmail.com http://www.wiredcola.com/
"In other newsgroups, they killfile trolls."
"In rec.bicycles.racing, we coach them."
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TOPIC: Boonen vs. Devolder for Ronde victory
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.bicycles.racing/t/776a427942fe83f3?hl=en
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== 1 of 11 ==
Date: Sun, Apr 4 2010 3:01 am
From: Betty Munro
H. Fred Kveck wrote:
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_kEl7QQMCM
69.95 is a bit too pricey for Magilla.
== 2 of 11 ==
Date: Sun, Apr 4 2010 3:18 am
From: Betty Munro
heather wrote:
> free lube is dangerous!!
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMiRDICVq6s
Pink lube sucks (like the music though).
== 3 of 11 ==
Date: Sun, Apr 4 2010 6:36 am
From: heather
Magilla Gorilla wrote:
> Calling that Swiss chimp Spartacus is one step away from purchasing a
> Canceled Check blow up doll with working orifices. Not even "h" talks
> like that.
watching the race, with about 40 k left to go, I'm willing to call
Cancellara anything he wants me to right now.
h
== 4 of 11 ==
Date: Sun, Apr 4 2010 6:59 am
From: Magilla Gorilla
heather wrote:
> Magilla Gorilla wrote:
>
> > Calling that Swiss chimp Spartacus is one step away from purchasing a
> > Canceled Check blow up doll with working orifices. Not even "h" talks
> > like that.
>
> watching the race, with about 40 k left to go, I'm willing to call
> Cancellara anything he wants me to right now.
>
> h
Ooooohhhhh...I'm telling Tyler you are cheating on him.
Magilla
== 5 of 11 ==
Date: Sun, Apr 4 2010 7:15 am
From: heather
Magilla Gorilla wrote:
> heather wrote:
>
>> Magilla Gorilla wrote:
>>
>>> Calling that Swiss chimp Spartacus is one step away from purchasing a
>>> Canceled Check blow up doll with working orifices. Not even "h" talks
>>> like that.
>> watching the race, with about 40 k left to go, I'm willing to call
>> Cancellara anything he wants me to right now.
>>
>> h
>
> Ooooohhhhh...I'm telling Tyler you are cheating on him.
>
> Magilla
god DAMN!!! 15 K, after the Muur.
(Tyler? Tyler who?...)
h
== 6 of 11 ==
Date: Sun, Apr 4 2010 7:48 am
From: heather
heather wrote:
> Magilla Gorilla wrote:
>> heather wrote:
>>
>>> Magilla Gorilla wrote:
>>>
>>>> Calling that Swiss chimp Spartacus is one step away from purchasing a
>>>> Canceled Check blow up doll with working orifices. Not even "h" talks
>>>> like that.
>>> watching the race, with about 40 k left to go, I'm willing to call
>>> Cancellara anything he wants me to right now.
>>>
>>> h
>>
>> Ooooohhhhh...I'm telling Tyler you are cheating on him.
>>
>> Magilla
>
>
> god DAMN!!! 15 K, after the Muur.
>
> (Tyler? Tyler who?...)
>
> h
ok ok, Tyler won the bunch sprint. Not too shabby! still, I only have
eyes for F.C. today.
h
== 7 of 11 ==
Date: Sun, Apr 4 2010 7:59 am
From: Magilla Gorilla
heather wrote:
> Magilla Gorilla wrote:
> > heather wrote:
> >
> >> Magilla Gorilla wrote:
> >>
> >>> Calling that Swiss chimp Spartacus is one step away from purchasing a
> >>> Canceled Check blow up doll with working orifices. Not even "h" talks
> >>> like that.
> >> watching the race, with about 40 k left to go, I'm willing to call
> >> Cancellara anything he wants me to right now.
> >>
> >> h
> >
> > Ooooohhhhh...I'm telling Tyler you are cheating on him.
> >
> > Magilla
>
> god DAMN!!! 15 K, after the Muur.
>
> (Tyler? Tyler who?...)
>
> h
Thatta girl. If a boy doesn't win the big races and bring home the bacon, he
gets the ax.
GIRL POWER.
Magilla
== 8 of 11 ==
Date: Sun, Apr 4 2010 8:09 am
From: heather
Magilla Gorilla wrote:
> Thatta girl. If a boy doesn't win the big races and bring home the bacon, he
> gets the ax.
>
> GIRL POWER.
>
> Magilla
>
don't be silly! Noone's gettin'axed. Unlike you, I am up for more than
one finale.
h
== 9 of 11 ==
Date: Sun, Apr 4 2010 8:19 am
From: heather
Magilla Gorilla wrote:
> heather wrote:
>
>> Magilla Gorilla wrote:
>>> heather wrote:
>>>
>>>> Magilla Gorilla wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Calling that Swiss chimp Spartacus is one step away from purchasing a
>>>>> Canceled Check blow up doll with working orifices. Not even "h" talks
>>>>> like that.
>>>> watching the race, with about 40 k left to go, I'm willing to call
>>>> Cancellara anything he wants me to right now.
>>>>
>>>> h
>>> Ooooohhhhh...I'm telling Tyler you are cheating on him.
>>>
>>> Magilla
>> god DAMN!!! 15 K, after the Muur.
>>
>> (Tyler? Tyler who?...)
>>
>> h
>
> Thatta girl. If a boy doesn't win the big races and bring home the bacon, he
> gets the ax.
>
> GIRL POWER.
>
> Magilla
>
p.s. did you watch the Muur????
== 10 of 11 ==
Date: Sun, Apr 4 2010 10:30 am
From: Frederick the Great
In article <81rocsFeqeU1@mid.individual.net>,
heather <clevis@comcast.net> wrote:
> Magilla Gorilla wrote:
>
> > Thatta girl. If a boy doesn't win the big races and bring home the bacon, he
> > gets the ax.
> >
> > GIRL POWER.
> >
> > Magilla
> >
>
> don't be silly! Noone's gettin'axed. Unlike you, I am up for more than
> one finale.
Ooohhh--SNAP
--
Old Fritz
== 11 of 11 ==
Date: Sun, Apr 4 2010 10:42 am
From: Fred Flintstein
heather wrote:
> p.s. did you watch the Muur????
I was surprised by the amount of work Boonen was putting
in given how key it was for Cancellara.
Fred Flintstein
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TOPIC: jello ass Kiwi
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.bicycles.racing/t/2dbe62ecbc2b5c49?hl=en
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== 1 of 1 ==
Date: Sun, Apr 4 2010 6:56 am
From: Magilla Gorilla
Joanne Kiesanowski
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TOPIC: Rossi's B sample negative, Ricco heading home ?
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.bicycles.racing/t/dd90f2585f4cccfd?hl=en
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== 1 of 4 ==
Date: Sun, Apr 4 2010 7:05 am
From: ronaldo_jeremiah
On Apr 2, 8:15 pm, Magilla Gorilla <m.gori...@sandiegozoo.org> wrote:
>
> I don't believe in fucking coincidences like that.
>
> Magilla
I have a different theory. I think Ricco slipped her some of his
leftover CERA so that he would have grounds to break up with her and
make himself look better by comparison. I expect she was totally
surprised when she tested positive.
I think Ricco is a sociopath.
-rj
== 2 of 4 ==
Date: Sun, Apr 4 2010 7:50 am
From: Magilla Gorilla
ronaldo_jeremiah wrote:
> On Apr 2, 8:15 pm, Magilla Gorilla <m.gori...@sandiegozoo.org> wrote:
>
> >
> > I don't believe in fucking coincidences like that.
> >
> > Magilla
>
> I have a different theory. I think Ricco slipped her some of his
> leftover CERA so that he would have grounds to break up with her and
> make himself look better by comparison. I expect she was totally
> surprised when she tested positive.
>
> I think Ricco is a sociopath.
>
> -rj
CERA in injected asshole.
Thanks,
Magilla
== 3 of 4 ==
Date: Sun, Apr 4 2010 8:04 am
From: please@nospam.us
On Sun, 4 Apr 2010 07:05:07 -0700 (PDT), ronaldo_jeremiah
<ronaldo_jeremiah@yahoo.com> wrote:
>On Apr 2, 8:15 pm, Magilla Gorilla <m.gori...@sandiegozoo.org> wrote:
>
>>
>> I don't believe in fucking coincidences like that.
>>
>> Magilla
>
>
>I have a different theory. I think Ricco slipped her some of his
>leftover CERA so that he would have grounds to break up with her and
>make himself look better by comparison. I expect she was totally
>surprised when she tested positive.
>
>I think Ricco is a sociopath.
>
>-rj
Not a sociopath - probably only narcissistic.
-ns
== 4 of 4 ==
Date: Sun, Apr 4 2010 12:09 pm
From: ronaldo_jeremiah
On Apr 4, 10:04 am, ple...@nospam.us wrote:
>
> Not a sociopath - probably only narcissistic.
>
> -ns
Yeah, that's another possibility, but I said what I meant. I think he
is actually a sociopath. (Having said that, I'll admit it's
ridiculous to try to make such a diagnosis from afar.) Check and
you'll see - he meets a lot of the criteria.
As long as I'm spinning this theory, here is a question - if he did
give his girlfriend CERA without her knowledge, might that explain the
inconsistent test results? For example, if CERA is meant to be
injected, and he instead put some in her food or a drink, could that
cause her to have an A test positive and/or a B test negative? (Might
the samples be more time sensitive if the drug was administered
orally?)
-rj
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TOPIC: Cancellera needs to buy Ferrari
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.bicycles.racing/t/07494e31fedb9ebf?hl=en
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== 1 of 2 ==
Date: Sun, Apr 4 2010 8:01 am
From: Magilla Gorilla
If Cancellera wants to win a Grand Tour, all he has to do is make an
appointment to meet Ferrari in his motorhome off the side of the road.
Magilla
== 2 of 2 ==
Date: Sun, Apr 4 2010 10:38 am
From: Fred Flintstein
Magilla Gorilla wrote:
> If Cancellera wants to win a Grand Tour, all he has to do is make an
> appointment to meet Ferrari in his motorhome off the side of the road.
>
> Magilla
>
Dumbass,
If you are going to channel someone, Keith is a poor choice.
Fred Flintstein
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TOPIC: Cyclingnews is gay
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.bicycles.racing/t/c84dc30cbe5fb5ff?hl=en
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== 1 of 1 ==
Date: Sun, Apr 4 2010 10:05 am
From: Michael Press
In article <4BB737DC.BF58E3CF@sandiegozoo.org>,
Magilla Gorilla <m.gorilla@sandiegozoo.org> wrote:
> "z, fred" wrote:
>
> > Magilla Gorilla wrote:
> > > "K. Fred Gauss" wrote:
> > >
> > >> Magilla Gorilla wrote:
> > >>> Does anybody know why the cycling websites think it's funny to run these
> > >>> April Fool's articles? I don't know of any other reputable news
> > >>> publication that does this. And what's really fucking retarded is that
> > >>> since one does it the other does it too.
> > >>>
> > >>> It's like 5th graders are in charge of Velonews and Cyclingnews. Very
> > >>> embarrassing.
> > >>>
> > >>>
> > >>> http://www.cyclingnews.com/news/glam-gossip-and-generalities
> > >>>
> > >> The thing about April Fools jokes is that they're supposed to be funny.
> > >> These just aren't.
> > >
> > > I agree. Even if they were funny, it's retarded to do that. No legitimate
> > > news/media site does this except cycling websites. They all think they're
> > > little fucking comedians or something. I see they have time to write 3 of
> > > these articles each, but they don't do any serious reporting about all the
> > > problems in the sport.
> > >
> > > What a disgrace.
> > >
> > > Magilla
> > >
> >
> > http://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/hadron-collider-ii-planned-for-circle-line-1932744.html
> >
> > http://www.bmw.co.uk/bmwuk/about/news/0,,1156___co-181258900,00.html
> >
> > http://www.theregister.co.uk/2010/04/01/apple_ihtml/
>
> I said 'legitimate; Show me a single newspaper in the United States that does this. Not even the
> fucking National Enquirer does this.
How would you know?
--
Michael Press
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TOPIC: All you dumbasses who think Hincapie made a deal with Eisel at Ghent
Wevelgem
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.bicycles.racing/t/cd6068f38d41f2c5?hl=en
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== 1 of 1 ==
Date: Sun, Apr 4 2010 10:38 am
From: Michael Press
In article <4BB7ADA2.F9C2F2DE@sandiegozoo.org>,
Magilla Gorilla <m.gorilla@sandiegozoo.org> wrote:
> Bart wrote:
>
> > Dumbasses,
> >
> > It would only be natural to ally with the former, fast teammate
> > against a real duo. And it was a good, well timed lead-out.
>
> I love how all you assholes just make up whatever reality you want.
And imitation is the second most sincere form of flattery.
--
Michael Press
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TOPIC: Spartacus 1, Maggie 0
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.bicycles.racing/t/fb28df19a94cfb15?hl=en
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== 1 of 1 ==
Date: Sun, Apr 4 2010 1:12 pm
From: --D-y
Haven't seen it yet. Expecting "Gladiatorial" today on OLN.
Noting, Boonen gracious in defeat.
Maybe that's: Pros 2, Maggie 0?
--D-y
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