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Today's topics:
* Nothing on Chris H??? - 4 messages, 4 authors
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.bicycles.racing/t/8b663b27d25a8c71?hl=en
* Pic in need of a caption - 2 messages, 2 authors
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.bicycles.racing/t/d9ce8666c86526ff?hl=en
* signed Eddy Merckx poster card. - 6 messages, 4 authors
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.bicycles.racing/t/78462aa032e89ea7?hl=en
* Liz Hatch excluded from the real races - 1 messages, 1 author
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.bicycles.racing/t/f811ba631beb0e24?hl=en
* Ballan mothballed - 1 messages, 1 author
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.bicycles.racing/t/541a5a0fdd9a2139?hl=en
* Liz Hatch wager - 3 messages, 2 authors
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.bicycles.racing/t/ce6588823f66fe20?hl=en
* Highlight of my Sporting Year - 1 messages, 1 author
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.bicycles.racing/t/dbb3ab6c871b5caa?hl=en
* Paris - Roubaix 2010 - 3 messages, 3 authors
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.bicycles.racing/t/dae33edd22248e9c?hl=en
* Horner blasts his way to.... - 1 messages, 1 author
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.bicycles.racing/t/85f00bcc8e68d4c9?hl=en
* Go Speed Racer Go!!!! - 1 messages, 1 author
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.bicycles.racing/t/35b6aba0a44eccbe?hl=en
* Cyclingnews is gay - 2 messages, 2 authors
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.bicycles.racing/t/c84dc30cbe5fb5ff?hl=en
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TOPIC: Nothing on Chris H???
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.bicycles.racing/t/8b663b27d25a8c71?hl=en
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== 1 of 4 ==
Date: Fri, Apr 9 2010 9:35 pm
From: "H. Fred Kveck"
In article <rubrum-55D020.20330409042010@news.albasani.net>,
Michael Press <rubrum@pacbell.net> wrote:
> In article <4BBF98DA.FFC0EB@sandiegozoo.org>,
> Magilla Gorilla <m.gorilla@sandiegozoo.org> wrote:
>
> > Mike Jacoubowsky wrote:
> >
> > > What's with this group? No mention of Chris in the Tour of the Basque
> > > anywhere? Not even mean remarks about whether he can stay up on the bike
> > > and
> > > not break anything?
> > >
> > > Second place, one second behind Valverde, TT coming up (not Chris's
> > > strong
> > > point)(but he's motivated), some decent competition (Gesink, Schleck,
> > > Valverde). Chris not contesting the sprints, Chris not able to keep his
> > > gap
> > > after the climb in Stage 3...
> > >
> > > Plus Chris being one of the more interesting guys in interviews, making
> > > him
> > > a fun rider to follow.
> > >
> > > But you guys got NOTHING to say? If Lance isn't in the race, who cares?
> >
> > I like Hornet as a person, but as a cyclist I'm kind of over him. I'm afraid
> > his best years are behind him. Let me know if his wife grows her hair out
> > and stops that tomboy look she got goin on.
>
> You want a world class athlete, one who could hammer you into oblivion,
> to have his wife change her hairstyle so you can fulfill a fantasy?
> Here is a thought: put down the fleshlight, shower, shave, put on
> some stylish clothes, find a good woman who will have you.
Or, failing that, go rent one.
== 2 of 4 ==
Date: Sat, Apr 10 2010 4:28 am
From: Betty Munro
Magilla Gorilla wrote:
>> I kinda like a chick who is capable of landing a criminal stalking charge
>> every now or then.
Fred K. Gringioni wrote:
> I used to have a restraining order vs. heather.
With her alien sex doll credentials she could have you abducted and
perform all kinds of kinky experiments on you regardless of any
restraining order.
== 3 of 4 ==
Date: Sat, Apr 10 2010 8:23 am
From: "Mike Jacoubowsky"
"Magilla Gorilla" <m.gorilla@sandiegozoo.org> wrote in message
news:4BBF98DA.FFC0EB@sandiegozoo.org...
> Mike Jacoubowsky wrote:
>
>> What's with this group? No mention of Chris in the Tour of the Basque
>> anywhere? Not even mean remarks about whether he can stay up on the
>> bike and
>> not break anything?
>>
>> Second place, one second behind Valverde, TT coming up (not Chris's
>> strong
>> point)(but he's motivated), some decent competition (Gesink, Schleck,
>> Valverde). Chris not contesting the sprints, Chris not able to keep
>> his gap
>> after the climb in Stage 3...
>>
>> Plus Chris being one of the more interesting guys in interviews,
>> making him
>> a fun rider to follow.
>>
>> But you guys got NOTHING to say? If Lance isn't in the race, who
>> cares?
>>
>> --Mike Jacoubowsky
>> Chain Reaction Bicycles
>> www.ChainReaction.com
>> Redwood City & Los Altos, CA USA
>
> I like Hornet as a person, but as a cyclist I'm kind of over him. I'm
> afraid
> his best years are behind him. Let me know if his wife grows her hair
> out and
> stops that tomboy look she got goin on.
>
> Thanks,
>
> Magilla
BAM!
Valverde might be thinking differently today.
--Mike-- Chain Reaction Bicycles
www.ChainReactionBicycles.com
== 4 of 4 ==
Date: Sat, Apr 10 2010 8:40 am
From: Amit Ghosh
On Apr 9, 3:06 pm, "Mike Jacoubowsky" <Mi...@ChainReaction.com> wrote:
> What's with this group? No mention of Chris in the Tour of the Basque
> anywhere? Not even mean remarks about whether he can stay up on the bike and
> not break anything?
>
> Second place, one second behind Valverde, TT coming up (not Chris's strong
> point)(but he's motivated), some decent competition (Gesink, Schleck,
> Valverde). Chris not contesting the sprints, Chris not able to keep his gap
> after the climb in Stage 3...
>
> Plus Chris being one of the more interesting guys in interviews, making him
> a fun rider to follow.
>
> But you guys got NOTHING to say? If Lance isn't in the race, who cares?
>
dumbass,
stop being a douchebag.
horner means as much to me as dumoulin, or luis leon sanchez (the two
most winningest riders of 2010 so far) and i don't see any posts about
them either.
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TOPIC: Pic in need of a caption
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.bicycles.racing/t/d9ce8666c86526ff?hl=en
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== 1 of 2 ==
Date: Sat, Apr 10 2010 12:42 am
From: "aeiouy"
"ronaldo_jeremiah" <ronaldo_jeremiah@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:5d19596c-f3e2-4a62-9ba5-a3be51c6eca5@g30g2000yqc.googlegroups.com...
> http://www.pezcyclingnews.com/photos/races10/rbx10/preview-boonen.jpg
Train hard and keep your nose clean and you'll go far in this sport.
== 2 of 2 ==
Date: Sat, Apr 10 2010 6:33 am
From: "Tom Kunich"
"aeiouy" <aeiouy@vowels.com> wrote in message
news:8YudnaJvfc5Stl3WnZ2dnUVZ_qSdnZ2d@giganews.com...
>
> "ronaldo_jeremiah" <ronaldo_jeremiah@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:5d19596c-f3e2-4a62-9ba5-a3be51c6eca5@g30g2000yqc.googlegroups.com...
>> http://www.pezcyclingnews.com/photos/races10/rbx10/preview-boonen.jpg
>
> Train hard and keep your nose clean and you'll go far in this sport.
That's my leader so far.
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TOPIC: signed Eddy Merckx poster card.
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.bicycles.racing/t/78462aa032e89ea7?hl=en
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== 1 of 6 ==
Date: Sat, Apr 10 2010 4:13 am
From: Carey
-ca. 1980? (I don't remember precisely) 23.7cm by 17 cm, signed by E
Merckx
in my presence, pic on his trademark orange velo. Beautiful piece of
history;
modest offers considered.
== 2 of 6 ==
Date: Sat, Apr 10 2010 10:19 am
From: "Mike Jacoubowsky"
"Carey" <carey_1959@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:20f9e428-127d-46cf-a37b-c17ca895693d@y14g2000yqm.googlegroups.com...
> -ca. 1980? (I don't remember precisely) 23.7cm by 17 cm, signed by E
> Merckx
> in my presence, pic on his trademark orange velo. Beautiful piece of
> history;
> modest offers considered.
So what, he's now like your fallen idol or something so you're selling off a
momento that you don't even recall getting?
--Mike Jacoubowsky
Chain Reaction Bicycles
www.ChainReaction.com
Redwood City & Los Altos, CA USA
== 3 of 6 ==
Date: Sat, Apr 10 2010 10:39 am
From: Carey
Mike Jacoubowsky wrote:
> "Carey" <carey_1959@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:20f9e428-127d-46cf-a37b-c17ca895693d@y14g2000yqm.googlegroups.com...
> > -ca. 1980? (I don't remember precisely) 23.7cm by 17 cm, signed by E
> > Merckx
> > in my presence, pic on his trademark orange velo. Beautiful piece of
> > history;
> > modest offers considered.
>
> So what, he's now like your fallen idol or something so you're selling off a
> momento that you don't even recall getting?
>
> --Mike Jacoubowsky
> Chain Reaction Bicycles
> www.ChainReaction.com
> Redwood City & Los Altos, CA USA
Fallen idol? I think highly of Merckx
and always will.
Ever hear of Tommy Simpson?
I recall "getting" this memento very well, though
not the exact date- meeting Eddy briefly was great.
Why the sour tone?
== 4 of 6 ==
Date: Sat, Apr 10 2010 10:56 am
From: Uncle Dave
On Apr 10, 6:39 pm, Carey <carey_1...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> Mike Jacoubowsky wrote:
> > "Carey" <carey_1...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> >news:20f9e428-127d-46cf-a37b-c17ca895693d@y14g2000yqm.googlegroups.com...
> > > -ca. 1980? (I don't remember precisely) 23.7cm by 17 cm, signed by E
> > > Merckx
> > > in my presence, pic on his trademark orange velo. Beautiful piece of
> > > history;
> > > modest offers considered.
>
> > So what, he's now like your fallen idol or something so you're selling off a
> > momento that you don't even recall getting?
>
> > --Mike Jacoubowsky
> > Chain Reaction Bicycles
> >www.ChainReaction.com
> > Redwood City & Los Altos, CA USA
>
> Fallen idol? I think highly of Merckx
> and always will.
>
> Ever hear of Tommy Simpson?
>
> I recall "getting" this memento very well, though
> not the exact date- meeting Eddy briefly was great.
>
> Why the sour tone?
This isn't so much "rec.bicycles.racing" as
"rec.bicycles.racing.yanks.squabbling.over.little.known.colonial.riders.nobody.gives.a
fuck.about. It's a valid question though, however poorly asked. Did
you get it, perchance, at that much-hyped race at Eastway?
UD
== 5 of 6 ==
Date: Sat, Apr 10 2010 11:06 am
From: Carey
Uncle Dave wrote:
> On Apr 10, 6:39 pm, Carey <carey_1...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> > Mike Jacoubowsky wrote:
> > > "Carey" <carey_1...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> > >news:20f9e428-127d-46cf-a37b-c17ca895693d@y14g2000yqm.googlegroups.com...
> > > > -ca. 1980? (I don't remember precisely) 23.7cm by 17 cm, signed by E
> > > > Merckx
> > > > in my presence, pic on his trademark orange velo. Beautiful piece of
> > > > history;
> > > > modest offers considered.
> >
> > > So what, he's now like your fallen idol or something so you're selling off a
> > > momento that you don't even recall getting?
> >
> > > --Mike Jacoubowsky
> > > Chain Reaction Bicycles
> > >www.ChainReaction.com
> > > Redwood City & Los Altos, CA USA
> >
> > Fallen idol? I think highly of Merckx
> > and always will.
> >
> > Ever hear of Tommy Simpson?
> >
> > I recall "getting" this memento very well, though
> > not the exact date- meeting Eddy briefly was great.
> >
> > Why the sour tone?
>
> This isn't so much "rec.bicycles.racing" as
> "rec.bicycles.racing.yanks.squabbling.over.little.known.colonial.riders.nobody.gives.a
> fuck.about. It's a valid question though, however poorly asked. Did
> you get it, perchance, at that much-hyped race at Eastway?
>
> UD
I see, yes.
Tough room, ok. :)
Got this at a trade show in SoCal. Merckx seemed very
uncomfortable doing the sales schtick- I felt a bit sad for
him in retrospect. The Cannibal selling framesets..
== 6 of 6 ==
Date: Sat, Apr 10 2010 12:55 pm
From: Fred Flintstein
Carey wrote:
>
> Tough room, ok. :)
>
> Got this at a trade show in SoCal. Merckx seemed very
> uncomfortable doing the sales schtick- I felt a bit sad for
> him in retrospect. The Cannibal selling framesets..
That's where he signed one for me, he was there every year.
I feel sad for him too. He must have signed his name
millions of times. My fingers hurt just thinking about it.
Fred Flintstein
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TOPIC: Liz Hatch excluded from the real races
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.bicycles.racing/t/f811ba631beb0e24?hl=en
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== 1 of 1 ==
Date: Sat, Apr 10 2010 4:30 am
From: Betty Munro
Magilla Gorilla wrote:
> Danielson would never have upgraded to Stephanie if she were
> walkin' around with a Kate Jackson lid.
Sometimes upgrading chicks is like "upgrading" windoze.
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TOPIC: Ballan mothballed
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.bicycles.racing/t/541a5a0fdd9a2139?hl=en
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== 1 of 1 ==
Date: Sat, Apr 10 2010 6:01 am
From: bar
On Apr 9, 4:48 pm, ronaldo_jeremiah <ronaldo_jerem...@yahoo.com>
wrote:
> On Apr 9, 12:57 pm, bar <barbari...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> > Has a shadow now crept across his world championship victory and his
> > win in the Ronde?
>
> > How will this Mantova Menagerie unfold?
>
> Do you know what "menagerie" means?
>
> -rj
since when does knowing what words mean have any relevance in rbr?
dumbass.
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TOPIC: Liz Hatch wager
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.bicycles.racing/t/ce6588823f66fe20?hl=en
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== 1 of 3 ==
Date: Sat, Apr 10 2010 8:48 am
From: Amit Ghosh
On Apr 9, 5:01 pm, Magilla Gorilla <m.gori...@sandiegozoo.org> wrote:
> Uncle Dave wrote:
> > On Apr 9, 5:15 am, Magilla Gorilla <m.gori...@sandiegozoo.org> wrote:
> > >http://velonews.competitor.com/2010/04/news/dont-count-him-out-hincap...
>
> > > If Georgio wins Paris-Roubaix, then I will promise to never initiate a
> > > Liz Hatch thread again. I'm really betting the ranch here.
>
> > Well, I'm usually a neutral when it comes to P-R, but I know who I'll
> > be cheering for on Sunday.
>
> > UD
>
> You can cheer for Georgio all you want, but you know as well as me he will
> never win PR. He's the proverbial bridesmaid. The guy is in like his 314th
> year of pro cycling and he still gives excuses about how he didn't drink
> enough or whatever. The guy is a perpetual excuse machine.
>
he made sure to eat while cancellara and boonen were opening up the
gap after the molenberg.
== 2 of 3 ==
Date: Sat, Apr 10 2010 11:03 am
From: Uncle Dave
On Apr 10, 4:48 pm, Amit Ghosh <amit.gh...@gmail.com> wrote:
> On Apr 9, 5:01 pm, Magilla Gorilla <m.gori...@sandiegozoo.org> wrote:
>
>
>
> > Uncle Dave wrote:
> > > On Apr 9, 5:15 am, Magilla Gorilla <m.gori...@sandiegozoo.org> wrote:
> > > >http://velonews.competitor.com/2010/04/news/dont-count-him-out-hincap...
>
> > > > If Georgio wins Paris-Roubaix, then I will promise to never initiate a
> > > > Liz Hatch thread again. I'm really betting the ranch here.
>
> > > Well, I'm usually a neutral when it comes to P-R, but I know who I'll
> > > be cheering for on Sunday.
>
> > > UD
>
> > You can cheer for Georgio all you want, but you know as well as me he will
> > never win PR. He's the proverbial bridesmaid. The guy is in like his 314th
> > year of pro cycling and he still gives excuses about how he didn't drink
> > enough or whatever. The guy is a perpetual excuse machine.
>
> he made sure to eat while cancellara and boonen were opening up the
> gap after the molenberg.
Very sensible too. Do you think he'll do the same tomorrow?
UD
== 3 of 3 ==
Date: Sat, Apr 10 2010 11:38 am
From: Amit Ghosh
On Apr 10, 2:03 pm, Uncle Dave <davidco...@t-online.de> wrote:
> > he made sure to eat while cancellara and boonen were opening up the
> > gap after the molenberg.
>
> Very sensible too. Do you think he'll do the same tomorrow?
>
dumbass,
i think he -could- win, but he won't, and ballan is out, but he'll
have the support of the US crit champ.
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TOPIC: Highlight of my Sporting Year
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.bicycles.racing/t/dbb3ab6c871b5caa?hl=en
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== 1 of 1 ==
Date: Sat, Apr 10 2010 11:03 am
From: Uncle Dave
On Apr 9, 2:31 pm, Uncle Dave <davidco...@t-online.de> wrote:
> Well, there's a (football) World Cup this year so maybe not, but every
> other year Paris-Roubaix is IT or me. After all these years of
> getting it live by satellite, I even have traditions. Roast Lamb
> Italian style with a vat of red wine then settle down in the recliner
> with a flagon of brandy and a fat Cuban [there's your cue boys] and
> watch those poor bastards suffer. You can keep your nancy-boy ooh
> look at me riding up this nasty big mountain in perfect fucking
> weather aren't I the clever one whoops my suncream's welding my shades
> on Tours, This Sunday is when the men come out to play. Pray for
> rain! Well, don't just sit there, get down on your knees and pray for
> it! Mud. I must have mud! Snow! Hail, tornados, anything but
> sunshine! (Doesn't look good currently, no rain till the middle of
> next week but we live in hope.)
>
> UD
Not long now...
UD
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TOPIC: Paris - Roubaix 2010
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.bicycles.racing/t/dae33edd22248e9c?hl=en
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== 1 of 3 ==
Date: Sat, Apr 10 2010 11:14 am
From: "Mexican Low Rider Mafia"
Here are the favorites from www.unibet.com:
Fabian Cancellara
Tom Boonen
Matti Breschel
Thor Hushovd
Stijn Devolder
Filippo Pozzato
Juan Antonio Flecha
Big George Hincapie
Bernard Eisel
Leif Hoste
Some tell Euskaltel - Euskadi to pull out now and open up some spots for
riders who'll make it to the finish.
== 2 of 3 ==
Date: Sat, Apr 10 2010 11:38 am
From: Uncle Dave
On Apr 10, 7:14 pm, "Mexican Low Rider Mafia" <mexican-low-rider-
ma...@mexican-low-rider-mafia.com> wrote:
> Here are the favorites fromwww.unibet.com:
>
> Fabian Cancellara
> Tom Boonen
> Matti Breschel
> Thor Hushovd
> Stijn Devolder
> Filippo Pozzato
> Juan Antonio Flecha
> Big George Hincapie
> Bernard Eisel
> Leif Hoste
Wot?! No Roger Hammond?
UD
== 3 of 3 ==
Date: Sat, Apr 10 2010 11:43 am
From: Amit Ghosh
On Apr 10, 2:14 pm, "Mexican Low Rider Mafia" <mexican-low-rider-
ma...@mexican-low-rider-mafia.com> wrote:
> Here are the favorites fromwww.unibet.com:
>
> Fabian Cancellara
> Tom Boonen
^^^ obvious
> Matti Breschel <- overvalued
> Thor Hushovd
> Stijn Devolder
^^^ both off form
> Filippo Pozzato <- could be strong, may even get a guest spot on jersey shore.
> Juan Antonio Flecha
> Big George Hincapie
^^^ best of the rest, something weird would have to happen for either
to win
> Bernard Eisel <- too long, GW was the 'best' of the rest. E3 was the real deal that weekend
> Leif Hoste <- loser
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TOPIC: Horner blasts his way to....
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.bicycles.racing/t/85f00bcc8e68d4c9?hl=en
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== 1 of 1 ==
Date: Sat, Apr 10 2010 11:47 am
From: "Mexican Low Rider Mafia"
Yeah baby!!!!
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TOPIC: Go Speed Racer Go!!!!
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.bicycles.racing/t/35b6aba0a44eccbe?hl=en
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== 1 of 1 ==
Date: Sat, Apr 10 2010 11:48 am
From: "Mexican Low Rider Mafia"
http://www.cyclingnews.com/races/vuelta-ciclista-al-pais-vasco-upt/stage-6/photos/114798
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TOPIC: Cyclingnews is gay
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.bicycles.racing/t/c84dc30cbe5fb5ff?hl=en
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== 1 of 2 ==
Date: Sat, Apr 10 2010 12:40 pm
From: Ryan Cousineau
In article
<2254688a-e097-4973-bb03-2f45243774b5@k9g2000yqf.googlegroups.com>,
Fredmaster of Brainerd <bjweiner@gmail.com> wrote:
> On Apr 8, 8:16 pm, Magilla Gorilla <m.gori...@sandiegozoo.org> wrote:
> > "Fred K. Gringioni" wrote:
> > > "Magilla Gorilla" <m.gori...@sandiegozoo.org> wrote in message
> > >news:4BBE4F8D.7FCE27F5@sandiegozoo.org...
> >
> > > > So then how come you also can't point to any "entertainment" rag that
> > > > does
> > > > this
> > > > - People, TMZ, National Enquirer, BMX World, Skateboard Park, Runners
> > > > World,
> > > > Running Magazine, Triathlon, etc? Aren't those entertainment magazines
> > > > too?
> >
> > >http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?id=5041079
> >
> > I repeat, no legitimate media does this.
>
> Dumbass,
>
> This is like the "No true Scotsman" fallacy.
>
> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/No_true_Scotsman
>
> If any news source does this, by your criterion, they aren't
> legitimate media.
No real rbr contributor would bring up the "No true Scotsman" fallacy.
--
Ryan Cousineau rcousine@gmail.com http://www.wiredcola.com/
"In other newsgroups, they killfile trolls."
"In rec.bicycles.racing, we coach them."
== 2 of 2 ==
Date: Sat, Apr 10 2010 12:55 pm
From: Betty Munro
Fredmaster of Brainerd wrote:
>> This is like the "No true Scotsman" fallacy.
Ryan Cousineau wrote:
> No real rbr contributor would bring up the "No true Scotsman" fallacy.
We do have virtual contributors.
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